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The Young Un

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a typical photo of me that age. climbing over something
a trait i never lost. in later life i was always throwein my leg ove something. the 52 states i met for a start
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  Kings Dog Tag
granddad engraved this, on the back it says , l akeins 1 duches street belgrave. he spelt our name wrong on purpose.... why ? i know why . its me a while but i got it in the end. i wear that tag on the leather necklace i bought bak from kavos. thats just how i feel these days, compared to how i used to feel
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  Granddad wernt a plumbers lorry driver was he....???
i always though he was was very proud to be an akiens steeplejack. he wrote all kinds of things with that hand of his. he left clues all over the place
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great uncle Jesse what happened
Great uncle Jesse came down like the ako`s do. kicking out off the wall, turning himself in midair. the greatest diver ever. he came down arms wide, chest proud, he hit the ground that way. as the last act he could do for his family, he made it look wicked.
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  Dads climbing belt. he never used it.
my great granddas belt. theres 2 more of these in the family. Jesse`s and my Granddads.
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  anothere one bites the dust.
"who do i owe the fiver to this time sid"
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my curtains on april 23rd 2003.
bill had left the day before. a few days before that he told me i wasnt an englishman because i wasnt bothered about the rugby. idiot. ive got more reason to feel proud to be an englishman. the work my family did for this country gives me that pride.
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  if only i could upload this from my phone. as close as i ould get to white dredds.
the day after i got a visit, i shaved my hair off for some paranoid schitzophrenic reason. not to worry
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  my table
i built this table so the kids could have their dinners al fresco. it dont look much to you probably, but to my kids, its very special. this table was the one they wanted to be sitting at.
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the captains table kavos
the british restaurant kavos corfu. shearer, me , chapel and 2 march`s
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  patch adam
madder than me
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  Chappo a crazy man certified like me
one of the few mates i have left today. a very ood one though.
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the chappos and sid
stop takin the rise marv
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  bekhams bak... dont call me that. its akiens
for some reason, people think i think im david beckham. quite the opposite. i never asked to be called the young un, anymore than i asked to be called beckam. kingsway is the only place i didnt get called beckham. of all the people to be stereotyped with, a big jessie footballer is the last an ako would want to be associated with. the steeplejacks always said they looked like dogs on the dog shelf chasin a ball round a field. they wouldnt do their work for their money let alone what the steeplejacks got paid. when i say im the real goldenballs, i mean it because i have twins born on my birthday, and i encountered 52 women. some were right states, or mingers. their average age was 19. im a different kind of goldenballs. theyre all in my diaries
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  sid
another sid ako pic
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kavos 99 was an amazing time. summer 2000 beat that time hands down.
me the kids and sid, in much much happier times. the happiest times imaginable for all of us i imagine. certainly was for me.
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  my 20th at work the most embarrassin moment ever
a great birthday pressie of the lads, in hindsight
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  sid
people often ask me what sort of dog sid is. this says it all. he`s an English
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little sid
little sid
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  The Chapmans, Sids God Family
these lads think more of Sid than anyone else on Billo
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  Ronaldo, a lad not to trifle with. met him in glenfield
a certified psychotic. currently helping him write his life story, same as i am wi chappo. i sent him a copy of my book when he was in prison, it gave him the idea to write his own. crap at football tho
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the full page ad i found at wigston.
this is just one document of loads ive dug up researching the family tree.
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  ive waited 18 months, i think ill hang on mate
this was just before my car got picked up from kingsway
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  text
is it me imaginin it or is it everyone else who thinks im someone else...?
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from this to...
not to worry
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  why did i do this
it was a laugh ???
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  ronaldo, im a much better scorer
see
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Lions In The Smoke

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  scott n sid
taken at the abbey pumping station leicester
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  whos mad
my neighbours wrote these for me to take to court to help me see my kids again.
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the gates of beckham
it were either beckingham palace or buckingham palace. beckingham comes first both alphabetically and geographically. not knowing if i had enough petrol to get back, fcuk it, beckinghams close enuff. they got the photo of sid outside. maybe buck house will get a visit next pay day. with a better camera i hope. who knows, there could be a lot of tourists that day. im sure a bloke standin outside buck house gates with a four lions flag, an england benny hat, and this english bull terrier, will be a popular photo opportunity. for a few coins ill pose beside anyone who wants to have their photo took with us. it could pay the B & B were goin to have to stay out. its either that or kip in the car. who knows, beckham might even get me an invite in, once hes found the balls to call at my door like i did his.
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  My FC-UKing Side
as book covers go, id say this one takes some beatin. the sole aim s to grabe your imagination. every pic on this site can be found in the complete book.
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  The Akiens Steeple-Jacks Of Payne Street Bel-Grave 61205
i gave up a job i loved for 15 years to begin writing the story of my family. the most amazing true story ever told. the funniest, saddest highly inspirational book. it may even change your life. ive spent the last few years making it better. i want to publish it online.
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Me and Sid in the gates of St Peters Bel-Grave
all the akiens before me for the last 400 years or more have been married and christened here. in 1977 we were christened here. our god parents were the becks. ( silv and albert )
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  service steeplejacks, the firm granddad set up after the akiens ousted him
a lot went on at numbe 1 duchess street. my aunts and uncles know all those stories
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  Sid Akiens today
more than just a dog. hes got more friends than ive got. god help anyone who ever harms him. they`ll all turn up
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kavos 99 was the lads holiday of all holidays.
the things that went on in kavos were almost too unbelievable.
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  shifty O`shearer, what a big jessie
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  shearer hittin the post again, chapel lookin puzzled
ggh
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ireland 1991 another wicked time
loved it so much i went back on me own. such a laid back way of life. lez was right
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  a night out wi the kingsway lot. some wicked nights out
IT WASNT ALL BAD. ONLY THE LAST BIT. THE REST EASY OUTWEIGHS THE BAD. SHAME I CANT REMEMBER MUCH OF IT. IF SOMEONE WAS TO REMIND OF THOSE BETTER TIMES..... i could make the chapter priceless
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  the ring of fire
you just wont believe what that chapel did man, you just wont.
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The English again. chappo. the God Father
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  The English
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  the Ako`s and God were here, never the vicar
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granddad meeting the king of england,
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  dad with us 3 lads down martin street, Bel-Grave
sis was the twinkle in his eye at that time
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  akiens advert
the page i found at the wigston archives
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sids back yard
this is the castle i built for my kids in our backyard. i built the table not long after. the kids "helped" me build it all. it us all summer, just me and them. those round things are sids football collection. a football graveyard. he nicks em out the street whenever he gets the chance. cost me a fortune in footballs. a fiver each on benefits is a fortune to me. there must be over a hundred dotted about. better to bitin footballs than kids. or other dogs, cats, birds, and foxes. he doesnt go for anything only footballs.
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