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All Scars Go To Heaven
What happens to our souls in the afterlife? Man and scar alike have been struggling with this mystery since the dawn of recorded time. But you're in luck! I don't mean to brag, but I happen to be an expert on this very subject. This is the 100% factual story of one scar's journey to the afterlife, and the deadly web of blackmail, sleaze, and deceit he soon found himself entangled in. Caldecott award winner.
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Dean/The Waxy Heart Of Colonel Crawdaddy
Here we have a 2-for-1 steal of epic proportions. Two brand new tales of fiction, mystique, and waxy hijinks from Jonah Heman, the pope himself. Laugh along with Jonah as he takes you to previously unheard-of regions of the human psyche. Dean and The Waxy Heart Of Colonel Crawdaddy are must-reads for anyone who has ever believed in the power of will, or the pureness of a child's laugh.
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Orangeade
Orange is a superhero. She wields all the mysterious powers of oranges, and uses these stunning abilities to combat evil in all its malevolent forms. Super strength, flight, powers of persuasion... every known citrus fruit skill is at her disposal. And lord knows she'll need them all, if she hopes to overcome the bizarre, colorful villains and the threatening situations that await. In this sophmore effort from Jonah Heman, follow Orange and her sidekick/roommate, Emily, as they wage the never-ending war on crime.
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Grouchy Filth
Vi, Marie, Tina, and Julie are four noise rockers who make up the most hated band in town, Grouchy Filth. Their music is abrasive and irritating, and their live performances are disgusting and bizarre. Aside from a few college kids with strange taste, their shows are met with boos and disapproval. This absurdist comedy novel follows both the band's surreal day-to-day adventures and their seasick rise to fame.
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