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Biff Mitchell

Biff Mitchell lives at the edge of the world. He has no life. He has no friends. Neighborhood children throw stones at his hovel. At night, Biff throws stones at his hovel. Someday Biff plans to write a book about a man who lives in a hovel that is stoned daily by neighborhood children who—through some magical twist of events—turn into snowmen. When Spring arrives, the man’s house melts.

Web Site: www.biffmitchell.com
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Team Player
TEAM PLAYER is a futuristic glimpse into a world where homicidal marketing managers run the world – and a hair-raising maze of intrigue, murder and mass suicide, hillbilly brain cells, rampaging neutrinos, angry Italian ghosts, Bolshevik computers, and thirty naked pagan women who save the universe from destruction.

“Off-beat, darkly humorous and all-too-realistic, TEAM PLAYER is a truly great read.” -- Ann Leveille in The Best Reviews

“It's A fresh, vibrant, and engrossing read that'll keep you laughing even while you're on the edge of your seat.” -- Susan DiPlacido in Blue Iris Journal

“A story to satisfy any lover of futuristic or satirical reads.” -- Anne K. Edwards in Blether: The Book Review Site

“Mitchell shows his enormous literary talent in such passages as Morning in the Woods of a Zillion Bubbles where, using only a few sentences, he masters an imagery that is so close to reality that it is chilling.” -- Ingri Mueller, The Daily Gleaner

Print: $15.91
 
Surfing in Catal Hyuk
What if Death were to forget about you? What if your Muse were a metaphysical ball-buster? What would you do if your family and friends were swallowed by a big red box? The stories in Surfing in Catal Hyuk explore these questions and more. And they might even spew out an answer or two.
Print: $11.95
 
Heavy Load (a laundromance)
“Invigorating and irrepressibly optimistic, HEAVY LOAD by Biff Mitchell provides delightful entertainment. Beneath the humor lies a deep understanding of our darkest secrets. As the laundromat shares the glimpses of life that make us flawed, vulnerable and human, even the most repulsive of behavior and strangest of fetishes suddenly become understandable. A creative masterpiece …” – Cynthia Penn in WordWeaving

“If you can accept the unfashionable idea that ordinary, everyday life is worth observing, you'll enjoy this story and the way it is told. There's …a hint of something dark and threatening, as the Washing Green reveals that, not only is it aware of everything that goes on inside its four walls, but it can also read human minds … each chapter becomes a mini-cliffhanger. That's what makes this a real page-turner.” – Deborah Fisher in Tregolwyn Reviews

“Author Biff Mitchell has a unique writing style that makes this book a great read.” – Lisa Anne at Book Review Café

Print: $12.83
 
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