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Goldilocks and the Free Bears
Once upon a time there were three bears: Mummy Bear, Daddy Bear, and their son Nigel, and much has been written about these unfortunate individuals throughout the years. For example, in parts of Hungary and Romania they say that Daddy Bear earned great acclaim riding the Wall of Death in a travelling flea circus, and that he met his wife while she was trying to raise funds for a marzipan exhibition in Budapest. Meanwhile, in Scandanavia it is generally believed that the Bears are descended from the great Haftan the Unreasonable, who conquered much of Northern Europe and is widely credited as being the inventor of the oven chip. On the other hand, any mention of the Bears in Leamington Spa is met with much wailing and gnashing of teeth, and when pressed further the good people of that town will proceed to mutter strange and curious riddles about Marmite.
The story was first serialised by The University of the Bleeding Obvious in 2001/2002.
Print: $11.95
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Death, Doom and Disaster
When Geoff Dickson left work one foggy evening he didn't expect to wind up being chased across an alien landscape by giant snails intent on ripping him limb from limb...
First serialised by The University of the Bleeding Obvious in 2005, this story is now available in print. Also includes five other short stories.
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The University of the Bleeding Obvious
From the website of The University of the Bleeding Obvious comes this choice selection of wit and wisdom. Discover the exotic delights of the Wensleydale cheese caverns; thrill to the exploits of Frederick Maitland as he attempts to become the first man to reach Venus by catapult; and gasp in astonishment at the heroic adventures of Major Barmy-Phipps and his elite squad of bouncing sheep.
This captivating collection of articles - ranging from fascinating frog facts and feral kitchen appliances, to shark fishing, nuclear gardening and the discovery of a new smell - gathers together some of the best material from one of the UK's most popular websites. And it's guaranteed dolphin-friendly.
Print: $8.95
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