The Perfect Anti-Valentine’s Gift

For Valentine’s this year, I wanted to cover something different than your standard lovey-dovey Valentine’s Day gift ideas because let’s face it, for some of us, V-Day ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. As I was sifting through the millions of books on Lulu, I came across this little gem:


Better Luck Next Year
by Vicky Harris

Written for all the “love-scrooges” out there, this book is chock-full of hilarious takes on Valentine’s day coupons like: “Rub your own feet, they stink,” and brutally honest quips like: “You’re funnier when your drunk.” Tapping into the twisted humor that most of us think, but are too afraid to say out loud, this book is sure to make anyone, single or no, crack a smile. The mini-book comes in a set of three, so they are perfect for handing out as gag gifts, or for leaving on an ex’s doorstep. Enjoy, and happy “Extortion,” I mean Valentine’s Day!

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  1. Hey, Check these out! Screw Valentines Day!

  2. Great gift idea. I like the feet comment. I will sleep outside with the dogs of course, but funny nonetheless.

  3. Linda

    Valentine’s Day is a terrible thing that splits more people up than it brings together. People should celebrate it drunk so they can forget about it easily

  4. Haha, that’s hilarious! I think I may start selling these in my shop. Love!

  5. your real valentine are your family members don’t forget them all