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Carl Allen Schoner
Carl Allen Schoner holds a degree in behavioral science and is a certified clinical hypnotherapist. As a gifted artist and author his articles and cartoons have appeared in many prestigious publications such as Consulting Magazine, The California Law School Journal, Chess Life Magazine, and The Saturday Evening Post. He has worn many hats on his journey to obtaining the breadth of knowledge reflected in his work, including that of a teacher, a counselor, a sales training manager and technical support group manager for an international computer corporation, a project leader/systems analyst, and an Oracle Database Administrator (DBA) for a large educational institution. Some of his personal hobbies include astronomy, philosophy, logic puzzles, pets, cooking, shopping for bargains at flea markets and street fairs, amateur radio, Asian cultural and language studies, archaeology (especially Egyptian), and of course, cartooning.
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Dream Psycles - A New Awakening in Hypnosis
Do you want to achieve great things in life? This book will show you how! In Dream Psycles, you will learn: • Why many people cannot achieve even the simplest of goals, while others achieve spectacular goals with astonishing ease. • How we are essentially hypnotized all of the time, in the form of a Dreamscape. • How the Dream Psycles that compose your Dreamscape also define your health, happiness, and fortune in life. • How mental set-points regulate your abilities, and how easily you can redefine these set-points once you know how. • How to create a brand new Dreamscape using the highly effective array of modalities, scripts, and techniques I reveal. • How to master the art of Thinking Big and finally actualize all of the grand goals you may conceive in life! Life is too
short to not empower yourself to live it to the fullest! Reading Dream Psycles will awaken your hidden potential, giving you the power to make
even your wildest dreams come true!
Print: $20.00
Download: $10.00
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Carl Allen Schoner's Cartoon Cookbook Sampler
"Carl Allen Schoner's Cartoon Cookbook Sampler" is a zany collection of Carl's favorite quick-fix recipies and cooking related cartoons, including such masterful creations as "Carl's Corney Dogs," "Mighty Meat Balls," "Beer Can Chicken," "Chipped Beef on Toast," and "Your Mama's Eggs!" In addition, you will find the book fully seasoned with a wide assortment of what the author considers to be among his most tasteful cartoons! Written especially for bachelors with little or no cooking experience (or anyone else who doesn't know how to boil an egg) this book emphasizes the essential basic rules of good cooking. Learn to always maximize your resources. Don't work too hard, and don't get too fancy in your preparation. Keep it simple, but make it look complex. Be sure your side dish compliments the main entrée nicely. Time your preparation with the delivery of the meal. And most important of all, keep your sense of humor in the kitchen!
Print: $15.00
Download: $7.26
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Carl Allen Schoner's BIG Cartoon Sketchbook
This massive, 400+ page phonebook-size volume is both an extraordinary showcase of the artist's talents and wit, and a glimpse into the creative process of developing unique cartoon characters and style. Thousands of the artist's sketches, drawings and cartoons are included in this book - which spans twenty years of creative development - including 4 fully serialized newspaper style cartoon strips and hundreds of single panel magazine and free style cartoons. These cartoons are not only a distinctive, expressively drawn representation of the artist's style and technique, but they offer hilarious personal insights and are delightfully enlightening to read! This book is a MUST HAVE for anyone who is interested in the creative process of cartooning.
Print: $29.95
Download: $12.50
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Suburban Samurai -The Asian Invasion of the San Gabriel Valley
In the author's words, "A friendly invasion is an invasion nonetheless." This is a humorous personal perspective of how the new wave of Asian immigrants pouring into the San Gabriel Valley has transformed life there. As seen through the eyes of the Artist/Author, this book paints a picturesque exposé of the rapidly changing demographics of the Valley that is as sensitive as it is funny. The contents provide a wild ride of essays and cartoons that touch upon such topics of interest as Samurai Image and Wealth, Politics, Samurai Restaurants and Dining Experiences, Music and Entertainment, Feng Shui, the Dating Disparity Issue, the Asian Intellectual Superiority Myth, Karaoke Clubs, Samurai Supermarket Adventures, and much more! This perspective is essential reading for anyone interested in contemporary American or Asian American studies!
Print: $19.95
Download: $11.03
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Spaghetti Code
This is a delicious compilation of assorted algorithms, programs, applications, and cartoons that I have created over the years using a variety of tools and programming languages, most notably Clipper and dBase, but also C, awk, sed, grep, perl, SQL, shell scripting, and india ink. DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK TO LEARN HOW TO PROGRAM! This is more of a book on how NOT to write computer programs. However, if you are an experienced programmer and enjoy viewing code as a logic puzzle, or you would just like to own a collection of some of the most hilarious cartoons and arcane algorithms you will ever be challenged to digest, then by all means, spend a few bucks and download a copy of my book! That way you can convert the PDF to text and cut and paste the routines that you would like to use rather than having to key them in from scratch. Bon Apetite!
Print: $15.00
Download: $5.00
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CASFILER - ANATOMY OF A CLIPPER APPLICATION
This is the complete user manaual and program listing for "CASFILER," a DOS based Clipper database application I developed some years ago that is woefully archaic by today's standards, but nonetheless will provide a enlightening view of how complex the development of even the simplest "useful" PC database applications can be. If you aspire to be a "coder," this work will provide a clear model of how deeply you must address not only the functional aspects of your shareware applications, but also the documentation and user support issues as well in order for the applications to be considered genuinely useful. For an additional $5.00 you can receive the executable via email or delivered on CD.
Print: $12.00
Download: $6.00
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How To Pick Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps And Start All Over Again
“How To Pick Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps And Start All Over Again!” is an inspirational, motivational, and theraputic collection of sound recommendations and pointed advice for those who feel they have been downsized, out-sourced, terminated, laid-off, or otherwise dumped upon, ill-treated, abused and forgotten. The author describes personal recovery from situations such as these as similar to “eating an elephant.” There is only one proper way to do that, and that is one bite at a time. So in this little book you will find many of those tiny bites that you must digest in order to devour the beast and get on with your life. To make this task easier to swallow, the author has seasoned these pages with a generous serving of his favorite cartoons and illustrations with the hope that they will put at least a little smile on even the most downtrodden of souls. This book is perfect for anyone who needs a little boot in the rear end to get on with the task of living.
Print: $10.00
Download: $5.00
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Teen Philosophy
A weird yet intriguing look back at the philosophical thinking expressed in my personal diaries. In this book you will find writings delving into such subjects as a definition of the "will" of life, the powers and intentions of God, the meaning of "infinity," a philosophical discussion of the difference between life and death, and the implications of recognizing that the Being we think of as "God" may be prone to error. This is a profoundly personal and introspective glimpse into the mind of a young man, who emerging from his teens is just beginning to search for answers to the questions of life, death, God, and his own existence.
Print: $15.00
Download: $7.50
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How to Sell Like a True Professional!
"How To Sell Like a True Professional!" is a complete sales training course and motivational manual rolled into one little book. The author draws upon his background in behavioral science, corporate sales training and clinical hypnosis to articulate a highly inspirational and motivational argument hammering home the point that the only thing preventing most salespeople from achieving great success in life is their own thinking!
Throughout this book he presents powerful tips, techniques and methodologies that salespeople can use to overcome this limited thinking, while at the same time addressing all of the traditional material covered in an intermediate or advanced sales training program. Easy to read and simple to understand, this delightful book is packed with powerful information that will make it an essential handbook for anyone who is serious about improving their sales performance!
Print: $15.00
Download: $7.50
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Money Miracles for Beginners!
"Money Miracles for Beginners!" is a complete course of all the subject matter that schools should teach about personal finance and money management, but don't. In this little book you will find important information and advice on the following subjects and more:
The Importance of How You Think About Money,
Understanding Banking Institutions,
How to Plan a Budget,
How to Live Within Your Means,
How to Understand Mortgages,
Investments De-Mystified,
Credit Cards De-Mystified,
How to Compound Your Earnings,
How to Plan for Retirement,
How to Rid Your Garden of Vermin (Avoiding Get Rich Quick Schemes and Other Depletions of Your Earnings),
How to Succeed in Your Retirement,
and much more!
This book is not for financial advisers or business economists; instead, this book is for those who simply want to develop a better understanding of their own personal finances so that they too, can effectively plan for the future and live the good life in retirement!
Print: $12.00
Download: $5.00
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When We Were Cowboys
"When We Were Cowboys" is a collection of stories about my personal adventures growing up in Southern California after moving here from New york in 1961. While this book is intended primarily as a memoir for family and friends, there are many stories within it that will stir the fondest memories of all young people who were lucky enough to have grown up in the more open expanses of Southern California's San Gabriel Valley back in the good old days of the 1960's and 1970's.
Print: $15.00
Download: $8.00
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This Month's Specials!
Click here or visit my storefront at www.cafepress.com/dream_psycles for special prices on proofs and autographed copies, and to get a special preview of an assortment of other great, unique, and never-before seen gift ideas including T-shirts, coffee mugs, hats, wall clocks, sweatshirts, and aprons printed with some of my personal favorite cartoon images! Quantities are limited!
Download: FREE
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To The Point
Well known author and cartoonist Carl Allen Schoner has launched a new political cartoon titled "To the Point" that interested parties may download from his website and reproduce royalty free. The only condition that he stipulates is that the artwork and captions cannot be altered in any way. He is offering this as a free service to bloggers and newsletter publishers who want to liven up their publications with a little good humor targeting controversial topics and personalities.
Visit my Facebook site to donwload more! : http://www.facebook.com/people/Carl-Schoner/783539172
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