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bizarro novella #1
THE SCOURGE began amid the dizzying pyrotechnics of a spectacular thunder storm and a frenzied knuckle assault at an, as yet, undisclosed, door. Stewing in the bath was the only answer to these terrible twinges of pain her monthly scourge brought her. Geraldine Kablensk brought her head from beneath the soapy surface; sat up in her bath. Was she hearing things?

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bizarro novella #2
YOU'RE IN MY PLACE said a broad hipped woman in her late thirties, early forties. She spoke in the newly adopted dialect of Galimatia. The scruffy, leather jacketed man sat at the window table took no notice. It was a dull October afternoon in the heart of Angers, capitol of Galimatia. Early in the second millennium. It was 2:46 am on all the clocks across Europe.

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bizarro novella #3
THE LIMP TRICKLE OF LIQUID AGAINST PORCELAIN. The filthy tap squeaking as it is turned off. The static cling of tights being pulled on. The hot smells of the flesh. The juicy odours The lubricated thrashings and tortured sighs. The scampering of footsteps on the uncarpeted staircase. The slamming of the front door.

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bizarro novella #4
NOTHING HAD CHANGED. Everything was exactly as I remembered. My personal surroundings were Universally intact. There sat I in my faded Stars & Stripes boxer shorts; cracked and faded Mickey Mouse T-shirt; Snoopy slippers - the hole my big toe poked through enlarging daily. My back was as bent and buckled as it had been since the Polio I had as a kid screwed me up into this ridiculous knotted wreckage of a body. I imagine that without this historical burden of malady I would be a rather tall individual. A strapping young lad - mothers might have mentioned as I passed them in the streets.

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bizarro novella #5
MY NAME’S CLARKE. That’s not my real name, of course, it’s a travelling name – a nomme de voyage. We all have travelling names, don’t we? Well, maybe it’s just me. Maybe when I go away on vacation, I don’t wanna be found. Maybe when I go away, I don’t want my mobile going off all the hours that God sends – I don’t even take it with me. Vacation means just that. Vacation. Escape from everything. If it wasn’t a true escape, there’d be no need to vacation, now would there?

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Chimeraworld #6
In the near future, the world awakens to the corporate threat of the New World Order: a leaderless resistance defeats the global elite. Stories from Alex Severin, Tina Starr, Paul Pinn, Andrew Hook, Danny O'Connor, James A. Stewart, Arley Sorg, Robert Guffey, Sheri Fresonke Harper, Justin Oldham, Thomas Henry Dylan, Mitchell Warren, C. C. Parker, Jeff Drake, Tim Lieder, Aaron Polson, Scott M. Sandridge, John Walters, Peter Diseth, Kevin James Miller, Richard Marsden, J.W. Ocker and You The People.

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Chimeraworld #5
Some of the best short stories in the world have found themselves being rejected. Jade Eckert, Larry Lefkowitz, Chris Reed, Kaalii Cargil, Julya Oui, Deb Atwood, Alex Severin, Ralph Robert Moore, Wayne Summers, J.R. Murdock, George O'Gorman, Gary McMahon, Geoffrey Maloney, D.W. Green, David Simms, Joel Jacobs, Jeremy Hepler, John B. Rosenman, Kevin James Miller, Forrest Armstrong, James R.Cain, Christina Capewell and Adam Lowe share their misfit visions with us. Quite a ride.

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Chimeraworld #4
The modern motorcar (and the industry that surrounds it) is nothing but a cancer on the face of the Earth. Mark Zirbel, Christina Kinnan, Paul Murray Collrin, Jenny Ashford, Liam Davies, Courtney Burback, Mark Robyn, M.P. Johnson, Tyler Runde, J. M. Heluk, Kelly Stevens, Ken C Goldman, Ray Wallace, Gerard Brennan, Brad C. Hodson, M. Jones, Suzanne Burns, Jeff Drake, Cameron Pierce, Sean Rickards, David Mitchell Turnbull, Kek-W and Alex Severin bring us twenty-three tales of the revolting lives and ugly deaths of these beasts of the road. Long may they remain dead.

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CHIMERAWORLD #3
Misogyny, atheism and terrorism in one issue? It must be Chimeraworld #3 time. Twenty-three short stories of sexual annihilation, god murder and exploding children all mingled together in one really nasty annual debauch of the senses. Fiction was never meant to be this extreme, this subversive, this genre-breaking. Share the pain and pleasure of Ralph Greco, Jr., Dean R Winters, Michael De Kler, Jenny Ashford, Nicholas Alan Tillemans, C. C. Parker, Joshua Scribner, Sean Logan, Chet Gottfried, Paul Pinn, D.L. Snell, Anthony Armstrong, C.L. Russo, Will McIntosh, Tim McDaniel, Michael A. Kechula, Kevin James Miller, Richard Pitaniello, Richard D. Moore, Liam Davies, Tonya Price, Glen Alan Hamilton, David L Tamarin.

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CHIMERAWORLD #2
Still reeling from the nightmare excesses of CHIMERAWORLD #1? Relax a while and enjoy the ambient tones of sadness, depression, degradation and utter hopelessness of CHIMERAWORLD #2. Twenty three of the most mentally corrosive stories from twenty three of the most innovative authors ever assembled in one collection. Stories from Steve Lockley & Paul Lewis, Brian W Keen, Kurt Newton, Dustin LaValley, David L Tamarin, Derek Gunn, Michele Acker, Anthony Cain, William D. Carl, Glen Alan Hamilton, Quentin S Crisp, J. M. Heluk, Charles Richard Laing, Ken Goldman, Nicholas Alan Tillemans, Suzanne Church, Eric Shapiro, Tony Richards, Karen James, John Meany, Andrew Zimmerman Jones, Richard Lee and Destiny West.

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CHIMERAWORLD #1
Chimeraworld #1 is a dark place your mind will never escape. A collection of the most ferocious, the most relentless, the most wonderfully rendered nightmare landscapes ever witnessed in literary history. This is not horror. This is not sci-fi. This is not mystery. This is not thriller. CHIMERAWORLD exceeds all boundaries of taste and narrative. Stories from C.C. Parker, W. Bill Czolgosz, Greg Beatty, John Peters, L. Marie Wood, Latricia L. Lane, T.M. Gray, Ken Goldman, Queenie Tirone, Jaime L. Burvato, Alex Severin, William S. Brock, polycarp kusch, Joseph Miles, Kevin Anderson, J. M. Heluk, Isaac Fellows, Kevin L. Donihe, Tony Richards, S.J. Hinton, Steve Short, John Edward Lawson and Rickey Windell George

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Chimericana Books 2005 sampler
Chimericana Books first six paperback books - pdf-sampler: contains samples from CHIMERAWORLD #1, CHIMERAWORLD #2, THE LIFE AND DEATH OF HERTZAN CHIMERA, THE BEST OF HIM+CHIM+HER, HORROR QUARTERLY, JANE'S GAME.

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THE BEST OF HIM+CHIM+HER
Chim+Her and Chim+Him were two separate titles originally published through Cyber Pulp Press of Houston. They showed how much fun one can have in collaboration with another writer of either sex. Where there were three collabs with each of the writers in the original books, here I’ve chosen the very best collaborations from each book. Collaborations with Destiny West, Queenie Tirone, Dawn Andrews, Brutal Dreamer, Charlee Jacob, Amy Grech, Christina Sng, Alex Severin, Simon Logan, Mark McLaughlin, Vincent Sakowski, Greg Wharton, John Edward Lawson, D.F. Lewis and M.F. Korn.

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Chimericana Books 2006 Sampler
Chimericana Books latest paperback books - pdf-sampler: contains samples from CHIMERAWORLD #3, CHIMERAWORLD #4, and the new Hertzan Chimera novels TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING and THE HOO-HOO ARE COMING.

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HORROR QUARTERLY
Body Horror; Fuck Horror; Blood Horror - these were the extreme + bizarro subjects of the first three issues of online zine HORROR QUARTERLY. In this paperback edition, there’ll be a best article, best interview, best ‘metal’, five of the best stories and the classic three-part article from Quentin S Crisp exploring Japanese Horror to end each issue.

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Twilight's Last Gleaming
a new Hertzan Chimera novel TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING - The limp trickle of liquid on porcelain. The filthy tap squeaking as it is turned off. The static cling of tights being pulled on. The hot smells of the flesh. The juicy odours The lubricated thrashings and tortured sighs. The scampering of footsteps on the uncarpeted staircase. The slamming of the front door.

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The Hoo-Hoo Are Coming
a new Hertzan Chimera novel THE HOO-HOO ARE COMING - The scourge began amid the dizzying pyrotechnics of a spectacular thunder storm and a frenzied knuckle assault at an, as yet, undisclosed, door. Stewing in the bath was the only answer to these terrible twinges of pain her monthly scourge brought her. Geraldine Kablensk brought her head from beneath the soapy surface; sat up in her bath. Was she hearing things?

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Jane's Game
The technicians at the Fountains Institute for Molecular Research thought they knew what they were doing when they wrote Jane's program, they had written and rewritten her so many times why should this time be any different? JANE'S GAME by Mike Philbin is a brutal piece of psycho-sexual horror fiction - you have been warned.

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THE LIFE AND DEATH OF HERTZAN CHIMERA
Hertzan Chimera died on the 14th of August 2004 after fourteen years typing like a madman. He will be remembered (one hopes) for his extreme short stories and subversive books that tried to break away from rational thought and tedious 3-act structure, works that tore down the barriers of taste and exploded the fixed genres writers find themselves having to cater to. Includes exclusive H.C.interviews with Jack Ketchum, Tom Piccirilli, Edward Lee, Charlee Jacob and others.

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