Crummy Church Signs (Volume 1: 2004-2007)

by Joel Bezaire

Copyright: © 2007  Standard Copyright License
Language: English
Country: United States
  • Paperback book $12.99

Printed: 178 pages, 8.5" x 11", perfect binding, black and white interior ink

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Using the tagline "Critical Analyses of Critically Bad Church Signs", see what happens when a snarky Christian gets fed up with bad grammar and spelling, poor theology, inane attempts at humor, and outdated pop culture references. Don't our church marquees deserve better than that? With submissions from over 10 countries and 36 states, see why the Crummy Church Signs website has become an internet phenomenon, ranking in the top ten of both a Humor Blog directory and a Religion Blog directory.


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25 Oct 2007
You've all seen them -- those church signs along the side of the road that make you wonder "what the heck were THEY thinking when they put that sign up for the world to see?" Well, here is your chance to see the best of the worst ... err, the worst of the best ... oh heck, the funniest commentary on the worst attempts at puns or theological content posted for all to see, all in one place so you don't have to drive all around the country and the world. Besides, with the cost of gas nowadays, your smiles per money spent goes a lot farther than your car will! Compare your local attempts at church witticism to the world at large!

Join the Global War against Church Sign Crumminess! Be proud to tell the world that you actively support the Campaign for Church Sign Decency!

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24 Oct 2007
As a contributer for this book, you might think my opinion is a bit biased. But the truth is this book may just be one of the funniest things you've read in a very long time. Buy and check it out for yourself. The stupidity of some of these signs, the lack of anyone with a dictionary, and the craziest theology I've ever come across.

This book is not written to tear down the church, or mock Christianity. On the contrary, most of the contributers are Christians, who are tired of church signs being used for trite and inane catchphrases. What better way to get our point across then laughing at them?

Joel has compiled a fantastic book of funny and humorous sign and commentary on those signs. I encourage everyone to buy and enjoy! Extreme laughter awaits you.
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23 Oct 2007 (updated 23 Oct 2007)
OK, it was just released today and I haven't actually seen it. But as a long-time reader of Joel's blog, this satire is just hysterical. The thing I love about it is that even as he is taking bad church signs on (and apparently there are LOTS of them!), he's doing it from the perspective of a Christian who thinks these jokers can do a lot better than this. So...he isn't tearing down the Church, just the truly horrific, what-the-%^&*-were-you-thinking church signs.



You will enjoy this. You must stop resisting. Buy it already.

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