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Send a lifetime Ticket To Heaven to the ones you love. Now you can make sure the pearly gates are open for them when the time comes. This ticket is a great way to express your appreciation and for them to get a laugh at the same time. Don’t forget to sign one for yourself! HEAVEN TICKET CAPTION READS AS FOLLOWS: Lifetime Money Back Guarantee: Our no-hassle money back policy guarantees your satisfaction. If for any reason whatsoever you are refused admission into Heaven when presenting this ticket to the receptionist at the main gates, My Ticket To Heaven will refund 100% of the purchased price to the registered owner listed above, no questions asked. A 14-day after death waiting period applies to make sure you're really dead. Only authorized certificates apply. Fakes will get you immediately ejected from Heaven without recourse.