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I don't know how it happened, but I'm somehow in the Army. I now need to deal with Tibetan Buddhist Soldiers, Narcoleptic Arabs, Aggressive Africans, Fascistic Drill Sergeants and a whole slew of other people who are torturing me even thou I've done nothing wrong. This book was written for the National Novel Writing Month contest of 2007. The primary reason of writing was to make sure none of these bizarre incidents get forgotten. I hope this can serve as a warning to anyone who's considering joining the service.