Never read yr book, but that title is f'ing hilarious...as are most of the others on your list. Somebody give this guy a National Book Award or something, anything. How many of these short books do you sell a month? Just curious. Keep on keeping the keep on. -Dege Legg

Dear George Bush:

The provision of the Constitution giving the war-making power to the Congress was dictated, as I understand it, by the following reasons. Kings had always been involving and impoverishing their people in wars, pretending generally, if not always, that the good of the people was the object. This, our Constitution understood to be the most oppresive of all kingly oppressions; and they resolved to so frame the Constitution that no one man should hold the power of bringing this oppression upon us. But your view destroys the whole matter, and places our President where kings have always stood.

Yours truly,
Abraham Lincoln, 1848


PS: Buy Rob's book. Humor is simply thinly-veiled social commentary. Rob's humor just isn't thinly-veiled

PPS: I wish I weren't dead. I'd shove a boot up Dubya's ass and bitch slap him. He's making a mockery of the Constitution, albeit in a bumbling, banal, idiotic manner. He really pisses me off.