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"True Stories from a Wasteland called Earth" Eight all new tasty tidbits from Author Aaron Carnes with his unique brand of fiction, 'cartoon nihilism.' Explore the strange, the mundane, the bizarre, the uncomfortably intimate, the oddly familiar, the surreal with his eight new short stories. Featuring "Suicide its a killer." A man destroys everything he owns after a talking patch of grass grants him his one wish of a more meaningful life. "Rotten Sperm." A motivational speaker addresses a school auditorium with tales of confronting his old church youth group leader, fighting drunken cowboys, and sticking his finger up his butt in the shower. "Social Anorexxxia." A cashier, high on an illegal substance, gloop, witnesses a murder in his liquor store, in between humiliating hallucinations and private conversations with God.