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Ah, customer service. The lambs are prancing in the meadows as the sun shines, and scantily clad nymphs are playing harps as the rivers of gold flow majestically to executive Lotus Land. Like hell. The rabid dogs are raging in the industrial wasteland, and the undead are filing lawsuits as designer suit-clad urine samples stab you in the back while the sewers overflow, usually all over your desk