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“Never, never open this box, child… not unless life becomes so unbearable that you cannot go on. Nothing will ever be the same again, and there will be no turning back!”

Sarah is miserable, and in desperation, she opens the Wooden Box her Great-Grandmother has guarded as long as Sarah can remember. A pink fog fills the room, and Sarah wakes up five-hundred years in the future, with a bearded giant named Wolfe who says she now belongs to him. Wolfe proclaims that his way of showing he cherishes her is to stripe her pretty ass with a blue piece of leather…