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It has been a labor of love to compile this comprehensive collection of the wit, wisdom, and insight of Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska and 2008 Republican Candidate for President of the United States.[*] I have pored over public records, transcripts, reports, and discarded scraps of paper for every profound, meaningful, original, and valuable quotation from this distinctive candidate, now positioning herself as standard bearer for the Grand Old Party. The result, as you can see, paints an unmistakable portrait of a mind in action. Or of a mind's inaction. As a profound soul once said, words to bear in mind as you peruse this collection, “A wet bird never flies at night.” Truly, this wet bird is not flying at night. Nor is a wet knight flying on a bird. Nor is this flying Alaskan bird knighting flies. [*OK, technically Vice President, but it was hard to tell from the press coverage and we know what she was really after.] —Ferman Q. Hardleby