I deepley regret posting these terrible reviews under the names of Ann Elliott, Aaron Brown, and Emily Harness. It was meant as a joke at the time, but now I see that it wasn't funny at all. Once again, I am very sorry for this rude behavior and know that the three people whose names I used had nothing to do with this.

Potential customers!
I have not read much of this book and have no idea how good it is. Please do not let me sway you from being interested. Thanks.

I really didn't like this book very much. The plot is so confusing and just not well written at all. I don't like you in person and I also found out that I don't like you through your writing.

P.S. Tell your bi-sexual sister I said hi. She knows what I mean.

P.S.S. You suck! Your fiend, Ann Elliott

P.S.S.S. But did I mention how much I love you. Not!
You Suck!

P.S.S.S.S. See you at school and have a great weekend

Oh, wait, I forgot you can't read, or write. Whats next, are you going to curse me with this piece of crap, instead of your Almanac? Find another profession, because this just wont cut it, but you'll still be an overweight failure. I hope I don't see you at school. Well, bye.

Emily Harness

I really thought this book was interesting. Just kidding, I really hated it because your stupid, gothic mind thought it up. I know for a fact that your editor, Miss Mary, agrees. Good luck selling any of these pieces of trash, filth, crap, etc. (Gee, I wish there was a rating lower than three thumbs down, sucker!)
Have a nice day.
Your Friend,
Aaron Christopher Brown