This Poem Will Kill You.

by Joe Guillotin

Copyright: © 2004  Standard Copyright License
Language: English
Country: United States
  • Paperback book $10,000.00

Printed: 28 pages, 6" x 9", saddle-stitch binding, black and white interior ink

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This poem will kill you.


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Poetry

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A Real Encouragement
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22 May 2005
I think I'll put my prices back up. You got a point there...some affluent wealthy person who has 10,000 bucks to spare, may very well decide that owning a $10,000.00 book of poetry would boost his financial ego. After all, people spend millions of dollars on modern art that looks no greater than a child's fingerpainting job....
Well. . .I enjoyed the preview, but [ No Rating ] 1 Mar 2005
Unfortunately I cannot buy the book (cuz I am po-broke) & read the remaining 27 pages, so I guess you could say the suspense is KILLING ME, lol.
It kind of reminded me of one of those notes we would pass as kids that said something on the order of,
"You have 5 minutes to send this to 200 people or you will have bad luck forever..."
Anyhow, it was cool.
Good luck!
Heh, [ No Rating ] 17 Feb 2005
$10,000 eh? That's crazy.

What was I thinking...? [ No Rating ] 30 Nov 2004
Am I joking..? I don't know. I was drinking when I put this book together..so I don't even know my mind state. $10,000 does seem excessive- but who knows, eh? The 10,000 dollar book could lead to a million dollar treasure..

or not.

Like I said- I was drinking( I have a bad habit of burying large sums of cash while intoxicated).

This could all be some sort of scam, or scathing commentary on the literary world we inhabit..or not.

Who knows?

Not me.

So buy my book- and ruin your life. Economically at least..or not. Who knows?You may be rich, and 10,000 buckaroos wouldn't make a dent in your financial situation.

Also there may be buried that treasure

..or not.

Most likely not...I don't remember knocking over a bank or anything that night.

Anyway, what was I thinking?

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27 Nov 2004
A 28 page book for $10,000, there got to be some joke behind this.

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