The Cockhampton Advent
Paperback, 253 pages
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While the small geriatric populace of the fishing village prepare for their Christmas festivities and the women arrange the Bishops party, the impotent men of the village pray for a penile miracle, and it comes unexpectedly one night, during a ferocious winter storm, when a Russian ship goes aground on rocks, shedding its cargo of Containers. One container drifts onto the sands of Cockhampton Cove, outside the Smugglers Rest pub. Among its contents are several cases of ‘Dr Wong’s Erection Elixir’, which professes to make a man stand up for himself for hours on end, and the previously impotent victims of Cockhampton. find themselves with a rising problem they find difficult to contain...
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