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AGGRO TORSOAGGRO TORSO (book)

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Commingling in CockaigneCommingling in Cockaigne (book)

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TruceTruce (book)

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This resilient little shiny little collection of poems and photographs might save your bone weary ass some godforsaken cold coffee constipated down to your last thin nickel Greyhound bus station night in El Paso or Omaha. If your ass is not saved please do not sue. I'm not Jesus or Oprah or Mommy or Daddy, after all.

Got My Period.Got My Period. (book)

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Sex TapeSex Tape (book)

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Biography of BobBiography of Bob (book)

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