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Welcome to Funk - where our instincts for pleasure are celebrated and olfactory senses stimulated. You can possess objects which will naturally over time accumulate and develop their own unique smells. Congratulate yourself thereafter because you will be adding to the sum total of Funk in the world, for as it is written,
"Blessed be the Funky; and also the Unfunky, they too shall be blessed, just less funky."
For maximum effect, always be sure that you move your hips to a beautiful backbeat and a funky bassline.
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Disc: $6.38 Deek Deekster articulates his creative migration, as he moves from writing Blog of Funk to writing a book in longhand using ink, paper and a fountain pen.
He goes shopping for soya milk on the Holloway Road, reminisces on three years of blogging, recounts his pleasure in storytelling, moans with Fred about the weather, and reveals his true identity.
Contains narrative, music, sirens, pigeons, teeth, and truth.
This is a high-quality audio file on CD Rom - you may as well get the download...
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Remembering LonghandRemembering Longhand (multimedia download)
Download: $0.86 Deek Deekster articulates his creative migration, as he moves from writing Blog of Funk to writing a book in longhand using ink, paper and a fountain pen.
He goes shopping for soya milk on the Holloway Road, reminisces on three years of blogging, recounts his pleasure in storytelling, moans with Fred about the weather, and reveals his true identity.
Contains narrative, music, sirens, pigeons, teeth, and truth.
Download file is the same audio as the CD, except without the funky artwork and the specially signed random object.
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Print: $11.98 Download: $3.43 Ozzie Rozzie, misfit country boy, confronts bullying with unexpected consequences, in this short story set in 1970s London suburbia.
"Your details were dynamic and filled with imagery... the pacing magnificent.. Thank you for this wonderful story." - ME Strauss
[CAUTION: THIS STORY CONTAINS PROFANITY AND TRACES OF NUTS]
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