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David Hallamshire's various books available online here! Keep checking back as there are more to come.
David Hallamshire has had several books published by mainstream publishers, has written comedy for radio, television and magazines. The most notable success was with the cult comedy book "What With Being Stone Deaf and Everything" which was serialised and broadcast twice on BBC Radio One.
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The Task of The Apprentice
Zarrow is an apprentice wizard. To qualify as a full wizard he must complete The Task of The Apprentice. His Task is to make a magical staff from the tree of Redarrberrar. Meanwhile...Ravenback, a wizard apprentice on the dark side has to complete his own Task. His Task is to kill a White Wizard Apprentice. Wizards, dragons, maidens, pirates and a talking horse all get thrown into the comedy cauldron in David Hallamshire's hilarious comedy fantasy. Aimed at the younger reader but also a treat for adults.
Print: $7.70
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Toddlers III (Super Toddlers!)
The crew of Warrior One return to earth for another chaotic mission. This time, will things go to plan? Well...not really. Warrior One has been shot down by their own Super Toddler weapons. Officer Choon is missing and the ship is surrounded by soldiers. Will they escape? Will Officer Choon get back to the ship? Find out in the third book in the popular Toddler series. Another tale of silliness and confused aliens from award winning author David Hallamshire, aimed at the younger reader but also a treat for adults.
Print: $6.54
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Pirates
The famous Morgan statue has been found again! But will the two inept robbers get to keep their loot, or will the most eccentric pirate ship in the Caribbean relieve them of their prize? A very funny tale of daring-do set against a background of greed, grog and bad teeth.
Print: $7.70
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Toddlers (From Outer Space)
Aliens come to earth to test a weapon so dangerous they daren't test it on their own planet. What is it? a robotic human toddler! A delightful combination of slapstick, sci-fi and situation comedy from Award winning author David Hallamshire.
Print: $5.96
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Toddlers II (from outer space)
Officer Vibrka and his crew return to Earth to test the new secret weapon, the Toddler MkII. Will things go to plan? Not a chance! Another hilarious romp by David Hallamshire with all the custard pies, snot and mayhem you'd expect.
Print: $7.02
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The Yorkshire Fables
Famous fables, "Cinderella", "Jack and The Bean Stalk" etc told in Yorkshire dialect in David Hallamshire's usual tongue-in-cheek style.
Print: $7.63
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The Yorkshire (version of) Exodus
The story of Exodus told in Yorkshire dialect. A follow-up to the very popular Yorkshire Bible Stories by David Hallamshire.
Print: $7.67
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Stone Deaf and Everything
If you have been in a band, want to be in a band, or know someone in a band then this is the book for you. A tongue in cheek guide to all aspects of being a struggling musician, from buying that first instrument to recording deals. Broadcast twice on The Mark Radcliffe Show, BBC Radio One.
Print: $10.00
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