Whassa MOOism?

MOOism is an international Church of Lies, partially not devoted to non-
promotion of the Law of Bullshit.
MOOists support:  happiness, freedom, equality, cannibalBLATT, free sex, 
anarchy, environmentalBLATT, bureaucracy, socialBLATT, anarchy, free sex, 
free sex, and more free sex, a bit more anarchy, flour, eggs, baking soda, 
water, and milk. 
Mix thoroughly all dry ingredients, stirring rapidly.  Throw in some 
pyromania, paranoia, general insanity and a bit more free sex just to be on 
the safe side.  Add liquid ingredients and beat for a while. 
Now add some bestiality, necrophilia, and sadBLATT... or am I just flogging 
a dead horse here? 
And remember AleBLATTTer Crowley's favourite saying:
"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law"
And the stoopid SubGenius Takeoff:
"Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the loophole
in the law"
That is, ya get ta do whatever you like.  This means EVERYONE.  Including 
you.

Actually, that's a lie.  It's just that there's always these taboo things, 
even if they're so well enforced that you don't know they're there.  So the 
only thing we stand for is getting rid of them (HONEST!) even if they're not 
even fully formed yet, like in them counter-culture things against yer basic 
smart-ass, yer basic televangelBLATTT, and stuff like that there.

Oh, you wanted it in DEEP terms?  Okay, I'll give the "condensed" version of 
my various "DEEP" explanations I give to people who aren't sufficiently 
silly (enlightened) to understand the REAL one...  All people who don't need 
this in your life at this time, you can ignore it, or you can fuck off.

        Religious Explanation:
MOOism is the worship of "The Grate MOO", which is a composite of ALL 
religious Gods and Goddesses, taking the metaphorical form of a great Mother 
Goddess...  Just as, in HinduBLATT, for example, there are many lesser gods 
and so forth, all combined into Brahma, the Grate MOO does this across 
sectarian borders.  [deeeeeeep]
        Mathematical Explanation:
The Grate MOO is the most literal possible representation of Cantor's 
Absolute Infinite.  When Cantor discovered that there are infinitely many 
LEVELS of infinity (the number of levels is the same as the value of the 
highest level), he presaged the Grate MOO.  The Grate MOO is, by definition, 
incomprehensible, because of the Reflection Principle, which states that any 
description about the Absolute Infinite also applies to some smaller level 
of infinity.  The Grate MOO is the set of all things which exBLATTT, might 
exBLATTT, could theoretically be imagined, or aren't even possible.  
[deeeeeeeeeeeep]

        Psychological Explanation:
MOOism is the attempt to expand the human mind by allowing participants to 
dissolve their own reflex-arcs and habitual modes of thought by using 
silliness (a well known catalyst for nonlinear breakdown modes) and a 
variation of non-morality and a zenlike satori experience through Godel-like 
mental tricks and paradoxes, which is reccomended for all participants.  
[deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep]

  The ArtBLATTTic Explanation:
MOOism is the first religion to recongnize OFFICIALLY the potential of 
religion as a GNU art form.  In the past, single works of art might have 
been treasured and held in devotion.  Now, with the explosion of Pop Art 
(art on soft-drink cans), art is everywhere, from billboards by roadsides to 
the elite galleries of Europe.  Religions were once created painstakingly, 
and held separately, apart from the rest.  MOO is one of the opening waves 
of Pop Religion.  Pretty soon, the Revealed Word Of God will show up on your 
bottle of Coke...

        The Memetic Explanation:
MOOism is the attempt to acheive more rapid human evolution by
preserving as many memetic portions of human society as possible.  It 
includes all memes which exBLATTT at any one time, as well as creating memes 
which don't.  Because of this, it includes ALL COWhuman thought within it as 
preservation, and comprehension of the whole by any one human is therefore 
impossible.

The reason they all seem so different is because of the Reflection 
Principle.  Any of those descriptions could equally well apply to any other 
similar religion as well, because MOO is transcendental, including ALL human 
thought.

Of course, the REAL explanation is much more fun, beingextremely silly.