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Sucked up Fhit
Is it horror? Kind of.
Is it porn? Kind of.
Is it sick and twisted?
You better fucking believe it.
Werewolves, tales of revenge, monsters, a perverted Santa Claus and a pissed off Jesus are just some of the things you can look forward to in this collection by horror author Joe Knetter.
Print: $14.97
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Trapdoor
Joe Knetter wrote a kid's book?
In a departure from his typical gruesome tales, horror author Joe Knetter
wanted to write something that his whole family could enjoy. He enlisted the
help of his eleven year old daughter Katie to help him craft the tale.
Trapdoor was the result.
The Dibbs family have lived in the house for almost fourteen years. It's was like a family
member to them. It was perfect...perfect except for the orange shag carpeting covering
the basement.
While remodeling their basement they find a small trapdoor hidden underneath the
hideous carpet.
During "The scare game", the children's version of hide and seek, Thirteen year old
Jessica thinks she sees a monster peek out from the trapdoor. Her parents don't believe
her, citing the near constant stream of horror movies she has been watching lately.
Is she imagining things or is there something evil living underneath the house?
Print: $10.00
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Let's just agree to be Gay
Print: $10.00
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Twisted Loneliness
Seventeen sick and twisted horror stories by Joe Knetter. Features an introduction by horror legend Sid Haig.
Print: $14.95
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Zombie Bukkake
Foley is a happily married, loving husband and a great father to a young daughter. He only has one small vice that he keeps hidden from all that know him...pornography. While surfing through some porn sites he comes across an ad for a movie being filmed in his hometown. The film is titled Goth Bukkake and it's being filmed in a cemetery a few miles from his house. While he would never dream of cheating on his wife he begins to wonder what really constitutes cheating. Surely it isn't cheating if you don't actually touch the other person.
He is dead wrong.
Zombie Bukkake follows Foley on a journey to hell where not only does he have to deal with his own guilt but he also encounters hordes of zombies, a cannibal cult that has been waiting for the day the dead arise and countless other people along the way.
At the end you must ask yourself one question.
Are you dying to get off?
Print: $20.00
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