You don't think that Ms. Piggy is smart, just because she uttered a good sentence on TV, do you? I admit that I heard some wise thoughts from the mouth of the President, too. So I did from Sylvester Stallone. They have good scriptwriters. I don't. I'm on my own and these are my own thoughts. Or, at least, I forgot that I read or heard them before, and later I identified with them. So, here is my first miniature that you can quote about unintentional plagiarism: "Senility can make someone brilliant. Don't blame the one who lost memory but kept sensitivity to other's good ideas." Now let's go back to the President, who cannot say that his deeds are unintentional. President Bush is cited thousands of times a day but how many original thoughts he has? What the President and I have in common is that we both are proud of those words that are quoted under our names. Separately, of course. The difference between us is that I admit that some of those thoughts may not be mine. Secondly, unlike him, I acknowledge that I am an idiot sometimes. But it doesn't matter. If I become a famous writer, people will quote the words below as mine, no matter who said them first or if they make sense at all. If I don't become famous, they are still worth a penny or more. You can stick the short ones to your bumper and wear the longer ones on a T-shirt. Or whatever. I hope that I will be so famous that even the previous ambiguous expression "Or whatever" will be attributed to me and not to GWB.