One of my friends said she did not want to bother God with her problems. I got this funny image of what God must look like to my friend who never wants to impose herself on another:

God's slacking off. He's too busy. His phone is ringing off the hook. He ain't got the time. This omnipotent job ain't all it's cracked up to be. His supervisor must be breathing down His neck.

Maybe He's just unqualified. Maybe we need a new God.Maybe He's tired of this job. All these damn people anyway. Wantin' stuff. Promisin' stuff. "I'll never be bad again", "Please God". "I'll be good". "I'll Never do it again". "I'll be a good girl".

It's enough to piss any self respecting God off. God said it's not how far you can jump but how long you can hang.

Posted on Wednesday 19 of March, 2008 [20:58:13 UTC]

Hemp has many uses and is a great cash crop I found this interesting link that illustrates the uses and who grew it. At one time people had to grow hemp isn't that odd...
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/print.asp?ID=3774

Posted on Sunday 28 of October, 2007 [16:40:55 UTC]

If you do please follow this link.....
If you support keeping drugs illegal...

Posted on Saturday 20 of October, 2007 [20:28:28 UTC]

Hey what's this about? Craigslist has all kinds don't they. I mean why did this guy leave his spark plugs out where just anyone could steal them geeeze.

Posted on Saturday 20 of October, 2007 [20:21:47 UTC]

Sally Field has upset a lot of people with her anti-war remark. It's not what she said about the war, apparently, war is okay; it seems to be an acceptable fact. Women, children, and other innocent people die in war, but that's collateral damage. Acceptable.

Bush has tricked us once again into keeping the troops in Iraq. Acceptable.

But, Sally said God Damn. Unacceptable. People consider that to be taking the Lord's name in vain. Every scripture ever written talks about the name of God as mysterious, unchangeable, unspeakable. The very core of our being. Holy breath. And when the Master reveals it, it should be lived, breathed, worshiped; it should not be taken "in vain".

So apparently, the war is o.k. or not o.k., just don't bring God into it. Better to talk about who did or didn't wear panties.

Posted on Wednesday 19 of September, 2007 [12:54:37 UTC]

I am really worried about poor OJ. What will he do in prison? What will happen to his golf swing? How is he gonna catch the killers now? Maybe he thought the people in the hotel in Vegas were the killers. Maybe he thought that's why he needed a gun. Well, needed someone with a gun.

The judge was prejudiced.! He said he was after his football memorabilia. He should have said he was after the killers yea, ya know they stole his stuff and then killed Nicole and Ron. Maybe that's what it was all about ya know? He needs to get Johnny Cochran on the case oh yea he's dead. Maybe the killers got him. We know one thing about the killers is that they play a lot of golf. Why else would OJ spend so much time on the golf course? Maybe if they did have more golf in prison we could catch more criminals.

James Alexander

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Posted on Tuesday 18 of September, 2007 [13:22:09 UTC]

My "ex-husband-in-law", Brito, sent a copy of Miami Confidential to his friend in Brazil who is in television/journalism down there. He passed it around and it was well received. They already near completion of its translation into Portuguese for publication in Brazil, and Brito wants me to go with him to Sao Paulo to appear on "Programa de Jo" (the Jo Show) and then to Belo Horizonte for an art show and book signing. The Jo show, according to Brito, is the Jay Leno show of Brazil; and, being a variety show, I'll probably sing a song of mine. I think I'll talk to Matthew, who is Brito and Lisa's son about translating a song of mine into Portuguese. I'm choosing one that has some Brazilian style jazz chords, although Mathew has been playing some Brazilian rap songs for me...now that I think about it, I do have one that I called Caribbean rap, in fact, it's Lisa's favorite. It's called...um...oh yeah "(Tears are always usually) Thinner than Blood". Kind of a "blood is thicker than water" thing. I don't know how it would stand translation, though. We'll see...

Posted on Wednesday 08 of February, 2006 [13:51:09 UTC]

Hey All-

My wife Lisa and I just got back from Miami where we entered my new book "Miami Confidential" in the Miami International Bookfair.

There was a lot of rain but the crowd was large. My wife and friends worked the crowd with everything they had and many people saw my book. I sold several copies of it too and got lots of media coverage.

We hope to make it back next year....

Posted on Sunday 27 of November, 2005 [23:00:53 UTC]