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Print: $18.95 Download: $0.99 This is it! The SHOCKING CONCLUSION to the VATICAN ASSASSIN TRILOGY!
Bernard Campion, "BC", has been an Assassin for the Pope - The Vatican's Ambassador to Lunar Prime - CEO of The Project - Head of the UTZ Council - and now he's the Pope of the New catholic Church, the NcC. But the mantle sits uneasily on BC...
The Universal Trade Zone (UTZ) and The Universal Islamic Nation (UIN) are forced to work together in the face of dual threats: The alien race, The Eldred and the recently revived survivor of the race known as the Ancient Enemy - Dolomay.
Can BC remain Pope and still lead the battle against The Eldred and Dolomay? Can humanity come together to face those who would enslave them... or worse? It all comes to a head. There will be war... but who will be fighting who? Find out the answers - in VATICAN ABDICATOR!
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Print: $16.95 BERNARD CAMPION’S friends call him “BC”. Not that he has a lot of friends. You don’t make a lot of friends when you’re an assassin. His mission: eliminate the governor of Luna Prime, Meredith McEntyre. His bosses, The Office of Papal Operations: The OPO, tell him she’s been sympathizing with the enemy, the Universal Islamic Nation (UIN). His boss? BC works for the Pope.
IT'S 2109, a time of war. BC is “officially” assigned as PR man to the Vatican Mission on Luna Prime, the major city on The Moon, as his cover. Just a mild mannered, young, twenty-something priest working for the New catholic Church on public relations. But he’s really a weapon pointed at the UIN by the NcC and their Earth based allies, the Universal Trade Zone, the UTZ.
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Print: $15.95 Download: $4.99 BERNARD CAMPION has killed for the Pope as an agent of the Office of Papal Operations, the OPO. But the old pope is dead, and Pope Linus the Second is no friend of the OPO! The adventures of Bernard Campion, the Vatican Assassin, continue. BC has helped Governor Marc Edwards rebuild Lunar Prime, but can he help build peace between The Universal Islamic Nation (UIN), The Universal Trade Zone (UTZ) and the New catholic Church (NcC)? And just what is the mysterious Project?
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Download: $0.50 Hardcover Print: $50.00 This OMNIBUS EDITION collects all three novels in Mike Luoma's "Vatican Assassin" Trilogy under one cover. "Vatican Assassin", "Vatican Ambassador" and "Vatican Abdicator" are joined in this volume by an extensive appendix of previously unreleased background material. There are early concept sketches by Mike - "The History of The Future": a timeline Mike developed to extrapolate from today into the future setting for his story - The Original Story Outline - The Story of The Project - Alien Timeline and more.
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Print: $6.99 Download: $0.99 Glow-in-the-Dark Radio Comics Presents:
PANTHEA OBSCURA #3 (OF FOUR)
WRITER: MIKE LUOMA
ART: JUAN CARLOS QUATTORDIO
LETTERING: PABLO LIZALDE
Two thousand years ago the gods imposed collective amnesia on mankind, made us forget that they actually existed and lived and walked among us. The gods disappeared into myth and legend… and into the human population. But The Deep persuaded the other gods they should let humankind remember them again. After the gods let mankind remember them, they must stop a madman on a rampage, a man possessed by their brother Troy - The Destroyer. As they rescue the victims of the madman’s spree, they reveal themselves to the world. The new heroes win their first encounter. But Troy continues to possess humans and lead them to slaughter. The other “gods” continue to try to stop him, and they begin to learn shocking secrets about each other!
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Print: $6.99 Download: FREE Maybe the gods of old really DO exist. Perhaps they made us forget they existed two thousand years ago... and maybe they're reconsidering that decision...
Book One of a four book miniseries, dreamt up and written down by Vermont's Mike Luoma and illustrated by Argentinian artist Juan Carlos Quattordio.
Cover art by Ethan Slayton, pencils, and Mike Sellers, colors and finish.
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Print: $6.99 Download: FREE Two thousand years ago the gods imposed collective amnesia on mankind and made us forget that they, the gods, actually existed and lived and walked among us. The gods disappeared into myth and legend… and into the human population.
The Deep has persuaded the other gods to let mankind remember them again. Mother was opposed letting us remember. She warned that if the gods interfered actively with humankind, then their brother Troy, The Destroyer, would be free to do so as well. The collective amnesia of humanity has kept Troy's power in check, a happy side effect.
The Deep got his way. The gods let mankind remember them. They had to stop a madman on a rampage, possessed by Troy. When they rescued the victims of the madman’s spree, they revealed their presence to the world.The new heroes won their first encounter! And Troy chooses another host...
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Print: $9.99 Download: $1.99 This volume combines Issues One and Two of "Panthea Obscura" under one cover!
The gods have decided to let mankind remember they actually exist! Two thousand years ago the “gods” made humankind forget them, forget that the gods actually existed. Forget they walked among us. Forget they were more than mere myths and legends.
The “gods”, forgotten, disappeared into the human population, kept their powers hidden, kept to themselves. Until the day before yesterday...
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Print: $5.99 Download: $0.99 Read the comic that Troy Brownfield of NEWSARAMA raved about: "...it's for books like this one that I love doing this column... a damn fine example of what 'independent comic' really means. The fact that it's entertaining, informative and occasionally gut-bustingly funny is all icing..."
This is the DIGITALLY REMASTERED Second Edition of HOLY SHIT: OR… PAT ROBERTSON IS THE ANTICHRIST! I went through each page’s lettering, letter by letter, and painted around each individual letter and over them in some cases, cleaning up the lettering while trying to preserve the original look of the book. I added shading, too. My hope is that the book is easier on the eyes and easier to read this time around. You can also dive into the essay behind the graphic novel, now included. I wrote out most of what became "Holy Shit:" in essay form before I decided to go at it graphically.
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Print: $10.99 Download: $4.68 Poems, Song Lyrics and Magic Spells written by Mike Luoma over the past 20 years. Luoma's poems and lyrics range from idylls on Vermont ("The Monkton Road") to songs the Boss might like ("Cars & Girls #342")to spell-like ritual poetry ("Ceremonies of Light and Dark"), and all points in between.
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Print: $12.95 Download: $0.99 Are you ready for the NEW Good News? Then you're ready for NEO-GNOSIS! What do we know about Christianity now? Part One is the extensive essay "God Is Love, Pat Robertson Is The Anti-Christ, And Almost Everything You Know About Christianity Is Wrong". Part Two comes from the notebook that gave this book its name, filled by Mike as he discovered "Gnostic" Christianity. Part Three is "Holy Shit:Or Pat Robertson Is The Anti-Christ", the graphic version of all this stuff. Plus the featurette: "Holy Shit: The Second Coming"
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Print: $16.95 Download: $2.99 A collection of a variety of my writings. This cornucopia of crap contains poems, song lyrics, stories, story fragments, the collected and revised Personal History of the Burlington Music Scene 1983 - 1995 (Originally in Good Citizen Magazine) as well as the Original text version of "Pat Robertson Is The Anti Christ" and my notebook, "Neo Gnosis". With my black and white illustrations. Portions of this book have also been published in part as "Synthetic Marmalade" and "Neo Gnosis".
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Download: FREE Songs by Mike Luoma, from his Glow-in-the-Dark Radio Podcast!Recorded Live (with occasional overdubs) for the episodes of his podcast. Brother Zag, Low-Fi Messiah Kitchen Tunes 1. Sonny’s Got A Gun* 2. Mad Captain 3. The Alchemist (spoken) 4. Green Mountain Magic 5. Let It Fly 6. The Visitor 7. Don’t Look For The Sun 8. Cars & Girls #342 9. Always, Again 10. Away 11. Soar 12. Silicon 13. Grandma Betty’s Good Time Smoking Weed 14. (interlude)15. Gimme! 16. How To Suck Seed 17. Nickels & Inches 18. Things Unsaid (odd version)
Bonus Cuts: Late ‘90s Living Room Lo Fi
19. Newt
20. Ain't What You Got
21. Buffalo Chix
22. The Visitor (Electric ’99)
Bonus Cut: First Recording w/ Joe Egan
23. This Frustration
*Track one recorded in 2001 by Sean Kelly (he plays a little guitar on it, too). The other 12 recorded in the kitchen at 94 St. Louis Street in Burlington, Vermont, in September and October of 2006. Lyrics can be found in "Synthetic Marmalade: Poems, Lyrics and Spells by Mike Luoma"
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Disc: $5.50 Now hear the adventures of Bernard Campion, the VATICAN ASSASSIN, as read by the author, Vermont radio personality Mike Luoma! First featured on his "Glow-in-the-Dark Radio" Podcast, listen in as Luoma tells you the story of BC... the Vatican Assassin! Chapters One through Six.
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Disc: $5.99 Now hear the adventures of Bernard Campion, the VATICAN ASSASSIN, as read by the author, Vermont radio personality Mike Luoma! First featured on his "Glow-in-the-Dark Radio" Podcast, listen in as Luoma tells you the story of BC... the Vatican Assassin! Chapters Seven through Thirteen.
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Disc: $5.99 Now hear the adventures of Bernard Campion, the VATICAN ASSASSIN, as read by the author, Vermont radio personality Mike Luoma! First featured on his "Glow-in-the-Dark Radio" Podcast, listen in as Luoma tells you the story of BC... the Vatican Assassin! Chapters Fourteen through Eighteen.
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Disc: $5.99 Now hear the adventures of Bernard Campion, the VATICAN ASSASSIN, as read by the author, Vermont radio personality Mike Luoma! First featured on his "Glow-in-the-Dark Radio" Podcast, listen in as Luoma tells you the story of BC... the Vatican Assassin! Chapters Nineteen through Twenty-Two
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Disc: $5.99 Now hear the adventures of Bernard Campion, the VATICAN ASSASSIN, as read by the author, Vermont radio personality Mike Luoma! First featured on his "Glow-in-the-Dark Radio" Podcast, listen in as Luoma tells you the story of BC... the Vatican Assassin! Chapters Twenty-Three through Twenty-Seven
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Disc: $5.99 Now hear the adventures of Bernard Campion, the VATICAN ASSASSIN, as read by the author, Vermont radio personality Mike Luoma! First featured on his "Glow-in-the-Dark Radio" Podcast, listen in as Luoma tells you the story of BC... the Vatican Assassin! Chapters Twenty-Eight through Thirty-One (The End).
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Download: $4.56 Hardcover Print: $25.00 BERNARD CAMPION’S friends call him “BC”. Not that he has a lot of friends. You don’t make a lot of friends when you’re an assassin. His mission: eliminate the governor of Luna Prime, Meredith McEntyre. His bosses, The Office of Papal Operations: The OPO, tell him she’s been sympathizing with the enemy, the Universal Islamic Nation (UIN). His boss? BC works for the Pope.
IT'S 2109, a time of war. BC is “officially” assigned as PR man to the Vatican Mission on Luna Prime, the major city on The Moon, as his cover. Just a mild mannered, young, twenty-something priest working for the New catholic Church on public relations. But he’s really a weapon pointed at the UIN by the NcC and their Earth based allies, the Universal Trade Zone, the UTZ.
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Disc: $5.99 Songs by Mike Luoma, from his Glow-in-the-Dark Radio Podcast!Recorded Live (with occasional overdubs) for the episodes of his podcast.
Brother Zag, Low-Fi Messiah
Kitchen Tunes
1. Sonny’s Got A Gun*
2. Mad Captain
3. The Alchemist (spoken)
4. Green Mountain Magic
5. Let It Fly
6. The Visitor
7. Don’t Look For The Sun
8. Cars & Girls #342
9. Always, Again
10. Away
11. Soar
12. Silicon
13. Grandma Betty’s Good Time Smoking Weed
*Track one recorded in 2001 by Sean Kelly (he plays a little guitar on it, too).
The other 12 recorded in the kitchen at 94 St. Louis Street in Burlington, Vermont, in September and October of 2006. Lyrics can be found in "Synthetic Marmalade: Poems, Lyrics and Spells by Mike Luoma".
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Print: $16.99 Doodlerama 2008! Twelve ornate doodles from the pen of Mike Luoma!
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Print: $16.99 Images by Vermont artist and author Mike Luoma. Watercolors, pen and ink, even a page from his "Holy Sh!t: Or... Pat Robertson Is The Anti-Christ", the 2008 Calendar features a broad sampling of Luoma's work.
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Print: $16.99 2008 Calendar featuring 12 paintings and drawings from the mind of Mike Luoma. Watercolor, pen and ink.
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Print: $6.72 Download: $0.99 A Graphic Novel sort of approach to the Question of what Christianity is... and what it isn't. Who is preaching and following in the steps of Jesus... and who isn't. It's irreverent (!), and may challenge what you think you know about Christianity...
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