Yessss. They look good, don't they? Nothing starts the month off right like a bracing dose of mullet. And nothing tastes better with mullets than thought-leaders in science and technology.

But if you don't agree, make your own damn calendar. Go to www.Lulu.com, register, upload twelve images, customize the dates, and then let me know how it turns out.

Just remember: you've got a friend in the mullet business.