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Over the Edge - Nobody Cares - The Voicejail Show

Over the Edge - Nobody Cares - The Voicejail ShowOver the Edge - Nobody Cares - The Voicejail Show (multimedia download)

Download: $5.00

Mixed live on 08/01/08 on Negativland's 'Over the Edge' show, this is the full show. We explore the realms of Voicejail even though we can't fully explain what it is. Well, nobody cares anyway. An incredible show in its full 5 hours. Downloadable to your desktop and suitable for mp3 players. 5 high quality 192 kbps mp3 files for joo.

Needle in the Red 24 -

Needle in the Red 24 - "Bombscare" (Complete Digital Package)Needle in the Red 24 - "Bombscare" (Complete Digital Package) (multimedia download)

Download: $7.50

Complete digital package for Ep. 24 of the 'Needle in the Red' collage radio series titled 'Bombscare', in two parts.

Re-mastered and recut for 2008, this show (about terrorism in the 1990's) was originally recorded in November of 1994 by Phineas Narco and Don Joyce of Negativland. Phineas has post-produced it, from that original broadcast recording.

Package Includes High Quality mp3's of:

  • The Uncut Album-Length Version of the Episode (in two ~80 min. parts)
  • The Radio-safe Version of the Episode (in two ~60 min. parts)

    Special Features:

  • Original cover art and information embedded in ID3 tags
  • Snipping the Wire (Music Video for this project)
  • Complete Liner Notes in text file format
  • Digital WAV Files of singles from this show.
  • Piece made from voicemail from George Carlin endorsing this program.


  • Midnight Voicejail (Complete Original Series)

    Midnight Voicejail (Complete Original Series)Midnight Voicejail (Complete Original Series) (multimedia download)

    Download: $12.50

    The entire original psychedelic dark comedy radio series that documents a pre-web voicemail community in Silicon Valley which formed in the 1980's. 50 half hour to one hour episodes in all. In .ogg format (VBR around 128kbps). Includes html files for episode guide and FAQ. Ready to download and playable on your computer through winamp or any .ogg compatible player or portable. Note - This is a very large download, in all. Encoded from original masters. Originally broadcast 2000-2003 as a weekly feature on KFJC. Listener discretion advised.

    Needle in the Red 26 - Sine Fervor, Nihilum Est  (Complete Digital Package)

    Needle in the Red 26 - Sine Fervor, Nihilum Est (Complete Digital Package)Needle in the Red 26 - Sine Fervor, Nihilum Est (Complete Digital Package) (multimedia download)

    Download: $6.25

    Official release. Re-mastered and recut for 2008. This program subjectively explores the realms of passion and suffering through sound collage, weird audio, and philosophical mash ups.

    Package Includes High Quality (VBR 256kbps) mp3's of:

  • The Uncut Album-Length Version of the Episode (~80 min.)
  • The Radio-safe Version of the Episode (~60 min.)
  • Reflection of Self (short piece)
  • The Walrus Cover Medley (short piece)
  • No Excuses (short piece Phineas Narco singing)
  • What Was I Saying? (short piece)

  • Special Features:

  • Original cover art and information embedded in ID3 tags
  • Music Video of 'Reflection of Self'
  • Music Video of 'The Walrus Cover Medley' (Uncut Version)
  • Liner Notes in text file format
  • Digital WAV File of the Walrus Cover Medley

  • 4.4 - Type Four Personalities in an Unhappy World (Complete Digital Package)

    4.4 - Type Four Personalities in an Unhappy World (Complete Digital Package)4.4 - Type Four Personalities in an Unhappy World (Complete Digital Package) (multimedia download)

    Download: $3.99

    Official release from NCN of Episode 25 of 'Needle in the Red'. Re-mastered and re-cut for 2008. This program expresses the experience of a sensitive soul in a harsh world through the medium of audio collage.

    Package Includes High Quality (VBR 256kbps) mp3's of:

  • The Uncut Album-Length Version of the Episode (~80 min.)
  • The Radio-safe Version of the Episode (~60 min.)
  • Invocation to My Demon Brother (with Warbear)
  • Beastie Pie
  • Snapshot in Time
  • The Day My Fingers Fell Off
  • The Monkeys Are Asleep Today

  • Special Features:

  • Original cover art and information embedded in ID3 tags
  • Liner Notes in text file format
  • Digital WAV File of Snapshot in Time

  • Needle in the Red 27 - Walking on Rooftops (Complete Digital Package)

    Needle in the Red 27 - Walking on Rooftops (Complete Digital Package)Needle in the Red 27 - Walking on Rooftops (Complete Digital Package) (multimedia download)

    Download: $4.99

    Official release by NCN of Episode 27 of 'Needle in the Red'. Re-mastered and re-cut for 2008. This program expresses the worlds of expanded mind, hypo-mania, and higher states of consciousness through the medium of audio collage.

    Package Includes High Quality (VBR 256kbps) mp3's of:

  • The Uncut Album-Length Version of the Episode (~80 min.)
  • The Radio-safe Version of the Episode (~60 min.)
  • A Day in the Watts
  • Blow Us Up
  • TLE

  • Special Features:

  • Original cover art and information embedded in ID3 tags
  • Liner Notes in text file format
  • Original cover art and information embedded in ID3 tags
  • Digital WAV File of the Stairway to Heaven Cover Medley

  • NCN: The Final Reunion - Part 2 of 2

    NCN: The Final Reunion - Part 2 of 2NCN: The Final Reunion - Part 2 of 2 (CD)

    Disc: $11.75

    Part 2 of 2 - Recorded on the last day of 2001, this disk opens with 'Crusty Breadbox' giving his year end 'Thoughts Anew'. Don Joyce (of Negativland), Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball and Hawkeye Joe (of KFJC fame) yuk it up for over an hour amidst all manner of psychedelic, hypnogogic, radio sound collage. Also includes a call from Gonkwheat. This is the last time Phineas and Ronald ever appeared live on radio together. Get it while you can.

    NCN: The Final Reunion - Part 1 of 2

    NCN: The Final Reunion - Part 1 of 2NCN: The Final Reunion - Part 1 of 2 (CD)

    Disc: $13.00

    Part 1 of 2 Nicely rendered in all their amateurish and ill-prepared glory, we hear the sounds of failure, and again, failure, bouncing like a well-placed ping pong ball cacatenating down through the echoing chambers of yesteryear. This was the last show done with Ronald Redball and Phineas together in CD form. Appearance on Don Joyce (of Negativland)'s show 'Over the Edge' on New Year's Eve 2001.

    Needle in the Red

    Needle in the RedNeedle in the Red (CD)

    Disc: $11.75

    Telescoped version of the 'Needle in the Red' pilot episode as heard on KFJC in 2002. This is the found sound collage series that followed the influential radio series Midnight Voicejail. A disturbing and sometimes amusing audio rollercoaster ride through bizarre soundscapes: experimental music, dark psy, voicemail art, and sonic moodswings. Newly Revised, this contains a new cd cover and new tracks including 'Highway 237', 'Creep' and 'Addicted to Chaos in 3 Parts'. Much better and more thrilling than previous version IMHO.

    I Can't Breathe, I Need A Gun

    I Can't Breathe, I Need A GunI Can't Breathe, I Need A Gun (CD)

    Disc: $11.75

    A series of high-quality dark, schizophrenic and harshly humorous cynical collages from The National Cynical Network. Taken from the original masters of shows like 'Midnight Voicejail' and 'Needle in the Red'.

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