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Sex and Many Chiropractor Bills is a collection of Burns' best essays and rants. The topic? Sex. Sexuality. Woman. Why it matters so much to us and just why, in fact, it should. Includes favorites like Sperm On Toast, where Burns investigates the nutritional value of ejaculate. Also Civic Blowjob, which inspired thousands of people to email Bush a virtual blowjob. Passion Partycrashers was a political-sexual Call To Action and greatly aided in getting the Webb vs. Texas case against a sex toys worker dropped. This Edition: Award Winning Fiction "Sarah's Down Under" (1st Place for Best Erotica Short Story, 2004)