The Voice of Satanism
Satan is returning! Are you ready? He spoke to me informing me he was coming in 2012 to purge the earth from all fake Satanists who give him a bad name! Are you ready for the great cleansing? Are you ready to witness our religion be washed clean from fakers? Come all you under my protective wing, for I and Father Satan are one. With the success of my first book, the prophesied New World Satanic Bible, I have written another, MORE Satanic Bible, which we shall call "The Voice of Satanism", for I am the world renounded Global Leader of all Satanism. My first book has made me the recognized Black Pope around the world. My fame has opened many doors for me, as many of you have surely noticed, for I have been on many a cable programme promoting Satanism and prophesying the return of Satan our Sumerian King! So sit back, behold, and be amazed! For I am the voice of the dark truth! The voice of Satanism.