Vacations and Other Errors in Judgment
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The author of BEATING UP DADDY and THE OTHER WORST-CASE SCENARIO SURVIVAL HANDBOOK offers up a new collection of child-rearing humor! This book is essential reading for anyone who:
--is a parent and needs proof that it's NOT easy after all;
--is not a parent but could still use a good laugh;
--is breathing.
Learn important life lessons such as:
--if you convince your children early in life that batteries are almost impossible to obtain, there are thousands of toys you will never have to worry about buying;
--if you have to rush to a Disney park early because animals accustomed to Africa heat will be hiding in the shade by Noon, it may be time to reconsider your decision to travel to Florida in August;
--doing chores around the house is not necessarily an admission of guilt;
--nap-time should be extended for as long as possible, ideally until the child is old enough to vote;
--decent local radio stations should be a factor to consider when relocating;
...and much more!