Lulu Marketplace

"Book Review of In Xanadu -- Val Jubere's New York Journal, in Prose and Poetry. Author Frank Beaumier."
The Journal of Val Ere Jubere
is written in avant garde prose
and poetry of hitherito undocumented
style. A great literature work.
The cliche is true; read
this to believe it. If
you love poetic rhyme and
un-metered rhythm, this is the
Realism Classic book for you.

Jubere is no sailor-fish
out of water. He breathes
and talks rapping street slang.
Philosophy and Life's ways expanded
in provocative narrative and dialogue.

Before William Hung, there was
Jubere, singing and dancing his
way into a Hollywood... More > agent's
card. An intriguing murder story
is related in free rhythm.

Many erotic stories vividly illuminated.
Clandestine wheeling and dealing needling.
The dingy contest is pleasing
eye candy for any goose.

Sadomasochistic sex confessions directly
from the bush, raw yet
tastefully reconstructed sans censorship surgery
are picturesque works of Jubere.

Every theorem under the sky,
brought down to earth in
wonderfully understandable narratives by characters.
Humans' fallacies and desperate measures
are itemized as treasured gems.

The mundane piss free fall
is artistically lampooned as sport.

Jubere's adventures in Big Apple,
epitomizes every small apple's struggles
for survival in tough metropolitan
cities where money talks big
and big money talks bigger.

Favorable positions of pleasurable coitus,
methodically dissected like instructional manuals,
another notch under Jubere's prowess,
ethereal euphoria's sinful fantasies perused.

Social responsibilities are expounded in
satires of superstitious remedies of
self-medicated bogus douche for miscarriage.

Doubtful hopes of returned karma;
negative reinforcements of Gautama Buddha,
ascetically debated with Homer's bland
philosophies. This travelogue tours kaleidoscopic
spectrums of society's flourishing sores.

Samaritans, sycophants, sadomasochists, sympathizers beware,
redemption is preached by Nostradamus,
when whites reborn in resurrection.

This three-volume work establishes Beaumier
as a premier modern satirist.

Herein lies my epitaph: I'm
proud to have read inXanadu.

Reviewer: Benjamin Francis. (Ann And Benjamin)

< Less