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"semen for vegetarians"
I am a proud Vegan and am working my way towards complete fruitarianism. I have a preference for live foods ("raw" to those uninitiated).

I am aware that semen is a byproduct of a creature with a nervous system, but I am intrigued by the protein possibilities of semen for vegetarians, and its ready accessibility for me.

Leaning towards fruitarianism, I also like the fact that semen can be procured naturally, like a ripe apple that drops from a tree; it is its natural time to come...
And if Lacto-Ovo Vegetarians can eat eggs, then semen is a simple step away...

Ultimately, I am also interested in the idea of harvesting... More > semen, semen farms, and semen husbandry.

I would be very interested in any semen recipes that make use of the live ingredient, preferably fresh and hot, so that it retains its optimum level of nutrients and taste.

Outside of simply swallowing it, as I usually do, or as one does with a can of whipped cream and their head cocked back, can anyone think of any innovative and tasty ways to prepare raw, uncooked semen? < Less

"Not for everyone but otherwise, hey, why not..."
Just a few comments about some of the points raised about this cookbook.

1. I hope that people realize that many of the comments posted here are tongue-in-cheek and should be taken in that context.

2. As others have already said: The author is not proposing that semen be introduced into someone's food without their knowledge. This is something to be done by two (or more) consenting persons.

3. This cookbook obviously isn't for anyone who is turned off by the concept of semen being ingested. However, for many people, semen is regularly swallowed as part of oral sex. While some people do so mainly to... More > please their partners, others actually enjoy the act of swallowing semen. Those are the people who would appreciate this cookbook the most.

4. Regarding adding semen as an ingredient to a recipe, is there really a difference if one consumes semen directly during oral sex versus indirectly in one's food or drink, especially if it spices up one's sex life in the process? As the author states, the mental part of doing so can be very erotic.

5. While it is a bodily fluid, semen is not a waste by-product. Semen is a nutrient-rich soup of protein, natural sugars and minerals whose main purpose is to nourish the sperm contained within. In other words, semen is already a form of food. It even contains calories. The body digests semen just like any other food.

6. If it's the sperm contained in semen that squicks you out, consider that sperm makes up only one percent of semen. Many people eat yogurt containing live bacterial cultures in much higher concentrations without even a second thought.

7. Just as with caviar or brie or sushi or raw oysters or any exotic delectable, one can develop a taste and appreciation for semen.

8. For those who do not swallow because of a mental aversion or because of the taste, adding semen to food or drink can help one overcome that aversion and acclimate one to the taste. It can also be a compromise if your partner is obsessed with the idea of you swallowing his semen and you simply cannot do it directly; you can satisfy his fantasy and make him happy without having to deal with the taste, texture or temperature issues related to taking his semen directly in your mouth. < Less

This Book is amazing!!! I've tried so many recipes already. As a
mother and wife I like to keep my family's dinner fresh and new every week and with food becoming more expensive nowadays its a hectic struggle to do so. But with Natural Harvest no one has to eat a second dish twice. I use my husbands semen in most of my dishes, sometimes even my 17 yr old son's and sometimes we use the dogs for a desert or two(blend it with some chocolate milkshake and you're done). Christmas is coming up so Its a good thing I have this book handy, i'm sure it will keep all my guests satisfied. Sperm is so unappreciated, its actually a good source of protein, but because of what it is and where it comes... More > out from, people find it quite disgusting, which is clearly not the case. This book has thought me so much I've even started swallowing my husbands sperm while giving him head, which yes I used to do before but now i LOVE it. Its the perfect thing to snack on. This book is a great buy, I wish I found this out before :) Everyone love the recipes in this book from me and my husband to my youngest new born. < Less

I can not speak enough about how this book has not only changed my life, but the life of my 5 special needs children. Prior to finding this book, my life was a long, very hard row to hoe. I spent many hours bowling, game after game, throwing my big blue ball down that hard wood lane. So often that I got muscle spasms and cramps in my hand. Once i was so tired for all the jerking motion involved in bowling that right before i was about to thow my lucky blue ball down that long hard wood lane, I slipped, fell on my back with my legs high in the air and broke my coccyx bone. With all the extra protein ive been getting lately, I heal very quickly! My favorite recipe in this book is the Asian dish, Cream Of Someyungguy...mmm mmm good! more like mm mm great! Someone tried to steal this book, but luckily I caught them red handed! I did wake up to my special needs son playing with the stove, so for his own good I gave him a spanking, a real hard spanking. hes ok though, hes strong as a ox.

When I get home from work every day, my kids' and wife's eyes just light right up. Why do they light up? Cause when Daddy gets home, he pops a viagra pill, and for the next 2 hours he masturbates non-stop until he has just enough semen to spruce up dinner. You can't store it, fresh cum is the only way to go. By the time my cock is red, the wife and kids are already sitting at the dinner table, food all prepared and waiting on me. Next thing you know, a big smile stretches across my face to see my whole family gobbling down a little piece of me in their gravy :') Brings tears to my eyes and I am filled with overwhelming joy. Buy this book if you truly want to have a religious experience at the dinner table every evening! Hell, even holding this book and reading through the recipes will have you licking your lips and talking to God! IT IS THAT F**KING AMAZING!