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I just started cooking with this book, And I think it is the most unique book in my large erection. I soon mentioned it to a few close friends and got them quite "involved" (if you will). I found it rather hard..... to keep up with tugging one out every time I want a pan cake. So my friends and I decided to add a new spice to the spice rack. Now i can cook with seaman all the time. I wonder if other seaman has different flavors. Elephant, Crocodile, Dogs, hrmm... What about races? ooohhh.... Indian curry jizz chicken sounds decadent or Asian Cock Suey mmmm... delectable.

When I get home from work every day, my kids' and wife's eyes just light right up. Why do they light up? Cause when Daddy gets home, he pops a viagra pill, and for the next 2 hours he masturbates non-stop until he has just enough semen to spruce up dinner. You can't store it, fresh cum is the only way to go. By the time my cock is red, the wife and kids are already sitting at the dinner table, food all prepared and waiting on me. Next thing you know, a big smile stretches across my face to see my whole family gobbling down a little piece of me in their gravy :') Brings tears to my eyes and I am filled with overwhelming joy. Buy this book if you truly want to have a religious experience at the dinner table every evening! Hell, even holding this book and reading through the recipes will have you licking your lips and talking to God! IT IS THAT F**KING AMAZING!

This Book is amazing!!! I've tried so many recipes already. As a
mother and wife I like to keep my family's dinner fresh and new every week and with food becoming more expensive nowadays its a hectic struggle to do so. But with Natural Harvest no one has to eat a second dish twice. I use my husbands semen in most of my dishes, sometimes even my 17 yr old son's and sometimes we use the dogs for a desert or two(blend it with some chocolate milkshake and you're done). Christmas is coming up so Its a good thing I have this book handy, i'm sure it will keep all my guests satisfied. Sperm is so unappreciated, its actually a good source of protein, but because of what it is and where it comes... More > out from, people find it quite disgusting, which is clearly not the case. This book has thought me so much I've even started swallowing my husbands sperm while giving him head, which yes I used to do before but now i LOVE it. Its the perfect thing to snack on. This book is a great buy, I wish I found this out before :) Everyone love the recipes in this book from me and my husband to my youngest new born. < Less

"Re: Really??" Stephany

It cracks me up how you speak with an air of such authority about something on which you clearly know nothing.

HIV is not an airbourne disease. Ergo, once it has left the body, it dies. If someone were to ejaculate onto food, and that person were HIV+, within 1 second of the semen leaving their body, any HIV present would be dead.

Also, in your list of fluids in which one can find HIV (which repeatedly itself,) you left out one of the biggest ones - breast milk. In fact the "master list" if you will is: blood, semen, pre-ejaculatory fluid, mucous membrane fluids, and breast milk.

Anyway, I can't help but feel like the book has to be a gag for the simple fact that the nutritional values of semen is actually slim to none. People go on and on about semen containing protein, but the sheer volume of semen one would have to ingest to reap any health or nutritional benefits from this would be just insane...

I am physically handicapped. Until I discovered natural harvest my days were depressing and difficult due to my general lack of nutrition. Natural harvest satisfies all my nutritional needs and desires. Who needs sustagen when you have such delicious recipes as: Noodles with special spicy sauce and my personal favorite cremey cum crepes. Many of the recipes can be pureed for those who have difficulty swallowing. My friend Ron (now known as chief producer) was hesitant at first, since his stroke he has had difficulty swallowing, but now he can swallow again and again and again. I have found I have a new lease on life, I now have so much more energy and have begun sharing my passion with my disabled support group the wheeled warriors. I have had nothing but positive feedback!!!!! Thankyou Natural Harvest!