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I absolutely love this book! I have found the secret to amazing food making that friends and family are sure to enjoy. It's so exciting to think that this is never an ingredient you will run out of but will always be an ingredient for a great dish. I have showed my kids how daddy makes a delicious eclair and I tell them how all you need is three tablespoons and one day you boys will be able to produce that much. We also have the option of jerking off the dog too. And his is pretty scrumptous! Thanks for sharing all your amazing recipes, yummy eclairs, delectable flan and protein shakes. Our whole family feels blessed. WE LOVE YOU NATURAL HARVEST!

My kids love these recipes. Big hit on the dinner table every evening. It's wonderful that my whole family can participate in the preparation in making a meal together and this is as natural as it can be. Since purchasing this book, I've seen such great improvements in my childrens learning abilities and overall health besides just mine and my husbands. Semen is a wonderful source of nutrients. I even add my own breast milk to some of these recipes instead of cows milk (which I'm opposed to how dairy cows are treated). It's a shame when semen is wasted by people just flushing it down the toilet or throw in the garbage. Throw it in the sauce! I would highly recommend this to everyone, and your family. Next time you have guests, serve one of these at the table and see the surprise and amazement on ones face when they ask for the recipe. Semen with ranch and a little lemon is great on hambugers :)

"Not for everyone but otherwise, hey, why not..."
Just a few comments about some of the points raised about this cookbook.

1. I hope that people realize that many of the comments posted here are tongue-in-cheek and should be taken in that context.

2. As others have already said: The author is not proposing that semen be introduced into someone's food without their knowledge. This is something to be done by two (or more) consenting persons.

3. This cookbook obviously isn't for anyone who is turned off by the concept of semen being ingested. However, for many people, semen is regularly swallowed as part of oral sex. While some people do so mainly to... More > please their partners, others actually enjoy the act of swallowing semen. Those are the people who would appreciate this cookbook the most.

4. Regarding adding semen as an ingredient to a recipe, is there really a difference if one consumes semen directly during oral sex versus indirectly in one's food or drink, especially if it spices up one's sex life in the process? As the author states, the mental part of doing so can be very erotic.

5. While it is a bodily fluid, semen is not a waste by-product. Semen is a nutrient-rich soup of protein, natural sugars and minerals whose main purpose is to nourish the sperm contained within. In other words, semen is already a form of food. It even contains calories. The body digests semen just like any other food.

6. If it's the sperm contained in semen that squicks you out, consider that sperm makes up only one percent of semen. Many people eat yogurt containing live bacterial cultures in much higher concentrations without even a second thought.

7. Just as with caviar or brie or sushi or raw oysters or any exotic delectable, one can develop a taste and appreciation for semen.

8. For those who do not swallow because of a mental aversion or because of the taste, adding semen to food or drink can help one overcome that aversion and acclimate one to the taste. It can also be a compromise if your partner is obsessed with the idea of you swallowing his semen and you simply cannot do it directly; you can satisfy his fantasy and make him happy without having to deal with the taste, texture or temperature issues related to taking his semen directly in your mouth. < Less

When I get home from work every day, my kids' and wife's eyes just light right up. Why do they light up? Cause when Daddy gets home, he pops a viagra pill, and for the next 2 hours he masturbates non-stop until he has just enough semen to spruce up dinner. You can't store it, fresh cum is the only way to go. By the time my cock is red, the wife and kids are already sitting at the dinner table, food all prepared and waiting on me. Next thing you know, a big smile stretches across my face to see my whole family gobbling down a little piece of me in their gravy :') Brings tears to my eyes and I am filled with overwhelming joy. Buy this book if you truly want to have a religious experience at the dinner table every evening! Hell, even holding this book and reading through the recipes will have you licking your lips and talking to God! IT IS THAT F**KING AMAZING!

An absolutely great book. It is not often that a man such as myself consumes semen, not at all. After all, it is far better to give than to receive. Nevertheless, the ideas proposed here do seem very interesting, and next time my occasional lover has a moment of free time I may consider putting them to use for myself. Finally, we may have found a way around being "Too Drunk To Fuck," and I for one think this may be a new frontier in our relationship. P.S. To a singer who will not be named, it's NOT FAIR WAHHHHH i hate you WAAAHHHHHH why do YOU have to take all of it from him -sobsobsobsob-