"The Collected Writings of Rabbi Pinky Schmeckelstein on the Weekly Torah Reading"
Having avidly attended Rabbi Pinky Schmeckelstein's shiurim, and having received many sound thrashings when not paying attention, I am qualified as no other to say that undoubtedly this book will be on one of the seferim hador, praised in terms of utter fulsomeness from here to Antwerp and Bnei Brak. Rabbi Pinky (shlita, soll sein shtark und gazunt) combines the tiefe gelernte halachic insights of the Besht with the zen-like mysticism of the Gra.
Now please, put down that shtender. It hurts.
R.B.M.