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"Complete Depravity" I don't know who to feel sorrier for: the author or his readers. Obviously this collection of yarns and memoirs has been read and endured by millions of peasants the world over, yet it contains not one sentence that is not subversive and antithetical to all that we, as human beings created by a benevolent Gawd, hold dear and cherish. It's as if the author lives on a different planet where the laws of science prevail and dogmatic faith have no hold. Upon reading the admittedly grammatical paragraphs one would imagine that our beloved spiritual leader, George F. Bush, would cringe and wail at their blasphemy -- and hopefully get his magnificent political machine in action to have the miscreant "author" thrown into the depths of Guantanamo where he belongs.

Do not read this book unless you have your preacher, priest or neighborhood imam handy for immediate succor and advice.