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George C. Pry, the dullest of Astrophysics professors, creates a hydrothermal rotating vaccum of hydrogen out of a Torius 9000 saltwater pool-pump. All is well until his machine gives birth to a star no larger than a breadcrumb that would eventually become a portal into another universe. Follow George on his bizzare adventrue chasing the inevitable fate of humanity while riding the back of a 33 ton lobster.