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"Re: Derivative and stupid, driven by the author's moronic political agenda"
Dear Brenda,

I'm puzzled by your review, I must admit. I looked over my order sheets and can't find that you have in fact purchased my book! Ah well, perhaps you borrowed it from a friend...

If it's the case that you were simply ranting about "Vampires in the Age of Hope and Change," without actually reading it, then I do feel sorry for you. Life can't be be very fulfilling, I suspect, when one fills their days writing book reviews of books they haven't read. Curious!

If you'd like a free electronic version of my book, please let me know and I'll be happy to send you one. One... More > of the most important bedrocks of a free society is information (it's quite difficult to make informed decisions, when one is ignorant of the facts).

I've heard that some members of Congress are taking your approach, interestingly enough, regarding the current healthcare legislation. I'm afraid I must disagree with that approach, sadly; I couldn't imagine voting on a bill, or writing a book review, for that matter, without reading reading the bill or book beforehand.

But perhaps your distinguished background makes that kind of tedium unnecessary. If that is the case, how fortunate we all are to have your wisdom! Please let me know what you think of other books you haven't read, so that I can save both time and all the bothersome effort of reading.

Sincerely,
The Author (Chris) < Less

"Derivative and stupid, driven by the author's moronic political agenda" This painfully dumb venture into the author's ignorant neoconservative fantasies is entertaining in the same sense that Plan 9 From Outer Space is entertaining: one can only laugh in disbelief that anyone thought this dreck was worthy of being released into the world.