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One spring night in Western Pennsylvania, the usually dreamless sleep of a resentful man on the cusp of middle age is suddenly infested by a profound symbolism, inspiring him to take pen to paper. His vampish ex-wife soon appears in a red spandex dress and subsequently stalks him with the intention of obtaining a Protection From Abuse (PFA) order; he has recently filed his own lawsuit regarding some shared real estate. In this work, the cast of Miami Vice, CHiPS, The A-Team, the Lone Ranger, and even one Ms. Scarlett Johansson volunteer to help the hero on his quest -- but they can only do so much. Something like hilarity ensues when a subpoena arrives for Tubbs: his past (and some profitable corporate espionage) has finally caught up to him.