Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
This book hopes to change that.
Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
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An absolutely great book. It is not often that a man such as myself consumes semen, not at all. After all, it is far better to give than to receive. Nevertheless, the ideas proposed here do seem very interesting, and next time my occasional lover has a moment of free time I may consider putting them to use for myself. Finally, we may have found a way around being "Too Drunk To Fuck," and I for one think this may be a new frontier in our relationship.
P.S. To a singer who will not be named, it's NOT FAIR WAHHHHH i hate you WAAAHHHHHH why do YOU have to take all of it from him -sobsobsobsob-
omg this book is amazing. Every time i eat something with delicious, salty and sweet siemen its like a huge white explosion in my mouth. Before, i had wasted my jizz in my ugly wife's mouth, but now, i make her eat it in a more fashionable way. My 2 year old daughter loves the pudding. The other day she smeared it all over her face because she loved it so much. I brought the recipe for potato saled to the neighbor hood pot luck, i won the grand prize, and when i told them what the ingredients were, most of the men in the neighborhood, helped me make more recipes. My son who just started kindergarten loves the marshmallow sandwiches, i put them in his lunchbox, but the lid is broken, so i... More >
Re: Really??
Whoah whoah whoah!!! Who said anything about "sneaking" semen into somebody's food? Do you "sneak" salt into soup? Do you "sneak" turkey onto sandwiches? At most you surprise them with semen in their food, as you would surprise someone with a gift. The inclusion of semen into these foods is that secret ingredient that turns a good meal into a great meal; it adds that tangy zip of pecker spit.
Now as for the HIV comment, hasn't anybody told you thats just a white myth? You can't get HIV from semen anymore than you can get cancer from cigarettes. So, just relax and give it a try. If you are nervous, then perhaps taste one of these fine culinary delights by trying just the tip.
This book is amazing! I've always had a fascination with semen, and enjoy tasting my own on almost a daily basis. I've never liked to waste, and particularly during this time of recession, it just doesn't make sense for this precious bodily fluid to simply disappear into a sock.
The collection of recipes in here is simply incredible! Trust me, after you try some semen-mashed potatos, you'll never make it any other way! I had all my friends over for some steak and mashed last night, I didn't tell them, but I received plenty of compliments on the potatos! Because the taste of semen can vary wildly, you'll find yourself getting it from many different people for different reciples! It was a... More >
The collection of recipes in here is simply incredible! Trust me, after you try some semen-mashed potatos, you'll never make it any other way! I had all my friends over for some steak and mashed last night, I didn't tell them, but I received plenty of compliments on the potatos! Because the taste of semen can vary wildly, you'll find yourself getting it from many different people for different reciples! It was a... More >
"semen for vegetarians"
I am a proud Vegan and am working my way towards complete fruitarianism. I have a preference for live foods ("raw" to those uninitiated).
I am aware that semen is a byproduct of a creature with a nervous system, but I am intrigued by the protein possibilities of semen for vegetarians, and its ready accessibility for me.
Leaning towards fruitarianism, I also like the fact that semen can be procured naturally, like a ripe apple that drops from a tree; it is its natural time to come...
And if Lacto-Ovo Vegetarians can eat eggs, then semen is a simple step away...
Ultimately, I am also interested in the idea of harvesting... More >
I am a proud Vegan and am working my way towards complete fruitarianism. I have a preference for live foods ("raw" to those uninitiated).
I am aware that semen is a byproduct of a creature with a nervous system, but I am intrigued by the protein possibilities of semen for vegetarians, and its ready accessibility for me.
Leaning towards fruitarianism, I also like the fact that semen can be procured naturally, like a ripe apple that drops from a tree; it is its natural time to come...
And if Lacto-Ovo Vegetarians can eat eggs, then semen is a simple step away...
Ultimately, I am also interested in the idea of harvesting... More >
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