Chapter 1...Standup and be Eaten!

SEAN KAYNE LIVE AT THE ORLANDO LAFFWAY HOUSE

How many of you are on vacation? About half... The rest of you choose to live in Hell... Florida... The don't go near the water state... Put your toe in a fresh water lake and get snapped up by an alligator... Put your toe in the ocean and get snapped up by a shark... Spiders the size of pro- wrestlers who build their webs in the bathtub... To catch old people who don't put up too much of a fight... More people get killed here by lightning than any other state... More people come here to walk around with metal shafts in their hands than any other state... closest I get to water when I come to Florida is a moist towlette...

Posted on Thursday 06 of July, 2006 [05:30:25 UTC]

You'll laugh your ass off.

Posted on Wednesday 14 of June, 2006 [19:12:39 UTC]