Making Rain and Other Things Is Our Business!

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you could hire your own weather? Do you chuckle when the forecaster gets it wrong? Do you have an empty lake to fill or someone you would like to drench on a sunny day? Performing unusual weather tasks and creating mayhem for forecasters is the business of zany but loveable cloud workers Cirrus and his colleague Percival. Somewhat patriotic and amorous to boot, they ply their work zealously but rarely succeed without creating some form of chaos.
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  • By Alan Shaw
    Mar 7, 2014
    Wythenshawe Weather Centre, cloud making machines, eccentric characters, all part of this excellent book for all the family. The book is a series of short humorous stories mixed with deceit, deception and revenge. Each story follows the varying adventures of the cloud machine NIMBUS and its crew consisting of Captain Cirrus Cumulus and engineer Percival (Puffy) White. Other cloud making machines have skippers such as Snowy White, Windy Blower and Puffy’s favourite Abigail Windrush. The cloud machines take on various assignments throughout the British Isles, Europe and North Africa. Some are top secret whilst others are celebrations or simply fund raisers but they all have one thing in common; they are immensely funny. Each story is an adventure in its own right and together they make a thoroughly enjoyable read for all ages. 5/5 for imagination and originality.
  • By Anthony Logan Smith
    Feb 25, 2014
    Kirkus Indie wrote the following:- A pair of British Cloud Machine operators takes a variety of humorous weather-creating jobs in this picaresque debut story collection. The first tale introduces the concept of manufactured, made-to-order weather, provided by the Black, Black & Blackemore company near Manchester, England. Employees Captain Cumulus and his faithful engineer Puffy White of the Cloud Machine Nimbus prefer to take unusual assignments instead of run-of-the-mill weather operations. In some stories, the Cloud Machines are top-secret, but in others, the company advertises in local papers to raise funds (offering services such as revenge drenching's), and the overall conceit is delightful. The corps of Cloud Machine owners is full of wacky characters whose successes and spectacular failures are consistently entertaining. Several stories feature the Cloud Machines creating dramatic visual displays; for example, Smith describes in precise detail the rehearsal process for a... More > disastrous (and amusing) Cloud Parade for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. Cumulus also takes on a rescue operation for a fellow pilot, goes on an overseas foreign-aid endeavour, and helps investigate reports of a rogue Cloud Machine that's sabotaging cricket matches. There are both male and female captains, although women are in far shorter supply and are treated by their peers with occasional sexism ("Abigail was not only very attractive but also wore the tightest of trousers, which highlighted her shapely backside - a feature which had attracted his gaze on a number of occasions"). Although this aspect lends the tales an old-boys'-club feel, the stories are fun adventures overall, and each episode could almost stand on its own. A collection of lighthearted, chuckle-worthy tales with an inventive hook.< Less
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