The Human Race

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A frank analysis of the human race and its rules. First rule of the race: "Most of the race looks chaotic. It seems to have no patterns, no rules: humans running in all kind of directions, zigzagging, falling down, getting up again, running in circles, with their hands down or with their hands up, as if begging someone in the skies to deliver them from this painful existence in which they live. The majority push the person ahead of them. The idea is to push them until they fall. The more you do it, the faster your own time is. It is in your best interest to make as many contestants fall, preferably when there are other people looking. It makes for a good show for those who are watching. Humans take pleasure in witnessing others fall. It helps them exit their hopeless state, at least for a second, if not for longer. When someone ahead of you falls, the field looks easier to run on. If you step on them, it makes for a faster run. Their soft bellies give you an extra push."
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December 1, 2011
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