The Baboon's Left Testicle (Part One of Two)

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What is there against a Baboon's Left Testicle? And before you all scream "The right one of course!" I feel duty bound to inform you that, in this case, you would be mistaken, for our baboon has suffered a most intimate and injurious injustice - his right testicle has been wrenched from its furry pouch by a person, or persons, unknown in order to fulfil a long-held prophesy and set afoot plans for world domination. And herein lies the confusion in our tale - does the offending scrotal-raider have the right one for the job or is it the wrong one, being the right one? Set alongside this an unlikely group of misfits - including some completely oblivious newly-weds, a 200 year old, dead, gay, unidextrous pie maker and his curious short-arsed lover by the name of Gerard O'nad, a murderous army of Welsh zombies and an all-stitching, all-dancing counter-army of equally murderous Pearly Kings and Queens and you have an almighty pile of baboon excrement - but an equally almighty... More > 'bloody good read!'< Less
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  • By Gary McArthur
    Oct 4, 2009
    "More Authonomy Reviews" "Roaringly funny, if that's a word!!"
  • By David Arthur
    Sep 28, 2009
    "Typically British, madcap humor." The preview reads like a 'normal' comedy-thriller, but this is anything but. It's bizarre to say the least - but well written and intriguing. In parts it reads like a screenplay with dialogue overtaking descriptive, however it blends well. The comedy doesn't detract from the thrust of the work and it flows smoothly from crisis to crisis to climax (which is hilarious - I love the way the House of Lords is described and it's inhabitants despatched by the evil order's 'Army' of zombies, and the way that one of the lead characters - meets his end at the hands of a crazed cockney star of stage and screen!!) The book is a work of comedic genius and I would love to have a beer with these guys! If you like the bizarre and insane inanity of the works of the Monty Python team then I'm sure you'll love this but be warned, it's not for everyone! David
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Gary McArthur & Andrew Baker
September 29, 2011
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