Groganzola! Princess Noodle Head and the Sex Zombies from Earth

eBook (ePub)
This item has not been rated yet
Price: $3.99
An advanced case of Groganzola, the most dreaded disease in the Universe and destroyer of a million worlds, has been discovered on a remote forgotten planet called Earth. When Lulu finds the key to Earth's survival she knows exactly what to do with it and soon she's on the run and up to her ears in sex zombies, alien hunters, and the king of talk radio, her nemesis since the third grade. He's convinced half the country Lulu's the witch who's causing the world-wide epidemic of nose and elbow mutations and it's time for a public exorcism. Meanwhile, with global warming getting bad fast, an intergalactic maintenance man struggles to find the ancient alien 'transmitter' that will retroactively impose thousands of years of sex education on the human brain. He'll take any help he can get, from prairie dogs to the Pope, but he and Earth are running out of time. What he really needs is a date with Lulu. Warning: These pages reveal the ancient embarrassing secret of greed, fear, and... More > authoritarian power.< Less
Available in ePub Format

Ratings & Reviews

Log in to review this item
Lulu Sales Rank: 125105
There are no reviews for the current version of this product
There are no reviews for previous versions of this product

Product Details

First Edition
Ard falten
October 23, 2016
File Format
File Size
151.19 KB

Formats for this Ebook

Required Software Any ePub Reader
Supported Devices Windows PC/PocketPC, Mac OS, Linux OS, Apple iPhone/iPod Touch... (See More)
# of Devices Unlimited
Flowing Text / Pages Flowing Text
Printable? Yes
Report This Content to Lulu >

Moderation of Questionable Content

Thank you for your interest in helping us moderate questionable content on Lulu. If you need assistance with an order or the publishing process, please contact our support team directly.

How does this content violate the Lulu Membership Agreement?


Listed In

More From Ard Falten