Hirsute Corpse

eBook (PDF), 46 Pages
(2 Ratings)
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Ashley Rivera, lead vocalist for the rock groups Francophone Fuckminge and Scary but Cute Daggers, and director of the acclaimed documentary "Freelance Yanni Museum", brings you what he calls "my final collection of essays, articles, and free prose you will ever buy". Weighing in on topics as diverse as "the president", anonymous gay sex, Million Dollar Mike and the elusive Sea Cunt, "Hirsute Corpse" will consume several minutes of your life that you probably won't want back, but are free to (this being the United States). Whether you're a crippled bitch or a vagrant rectum-licker, you'll find something to keep your whole family from reading. In fact, children who read "Hirsute Corpse" may never want to read anything ever again.
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  • By Joshua Lovejoy
    May 5, 2011
    Intuitive and hilarious comedy. . .surreal, bizarre passages. . .seeming nonsense and non-sequiturs. . .things that cannot be understood and, indeed, concentrated vulgarity. I love it. It's wonderful to read for laughter, because Ashley is sincerely funny. . .Look at the description for the book above. If you don't think that's funny, then you won't appreciate the humor that is in certain portions of the book. It's wonderful to read for inspiration to create your own whatever-you-create. I like to read random parts of it before I work on something. If you don't try to make too much sense of it, and instead let it just be what it is, it opens up the mind to new ideas and to a point of just letting things happen. It creates creativity. It's wonderful to read to be shaken a little bit and maybe shocked, because suddenly it will be profane and/or vulgar. But not stupid. At least. . .not in my estimation. Ashley says it's stupid. Ashley says he thinks it's terrible. But Ashley maybe... More > secretly likes it and that's why it is here. He also rated it five stars. I love it and I think you should buy it. I think you should buy lots and give them to your friends, and your bandmates, and leave one sitting on a bus next to one of those Chick tracts.< Less
  • By Ashley Rivera
    Feb 21, 2011
    I wrote this, and I think it's terrible - these "poems" are barely functioning mashes of simplistic mouth sounds that amount to not much more than infantile vulgarity.
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September 27, 2011
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