Deceiver of Fools 9: The Book of Illybrius: July, August, and September

A true story based on fictitious bullshit... wherein names have been made up but not changed. None of the events containted herein actually happened, though some characters may believe they did. Those characters are insane, and so were we for believing in them. May we be a cautionary tale for all. DISCLAIMER: These chats are NOT meant to be taken seriously; they are here strictly for the entertainment of the masses, or in the internet speak of today, "iz here 4 ur lulz!" All typos were kept intact because surprisingly, the story makes more sense that way. *THIS IS THE LAST INSTALLMENT IN THE "BOOK OF ILLYBRIUS" *