Ghosts! Werewolves! Zombie-fighting Bunnies!
Ghastly tales and gruesome mayhem have fallen upon us. God help
us all!
After muscling and fighting our way through 43 rounds of adrenaline
pumping action and serving you up some heavy doses of fights and
protein shakes (see Muscles & Fights 1-3), we’ve decided to add
one more horrific ingredient:
PURE EVIL.
That’s right folks, we’ve thrown out Schwarzenegger and replaced
him with maggot-filled crypt keepers, blood-thirsty vampires, and
hatchet-wielding crazoids!
We’ve resurrected a few contributors and summoned up some new
ones. So grab some garlic. Fill that canteen with the holiest of water.
Load a silver bullet in that .45. Pray for daylight, dust off that crucifix
and staple it to your forehead, because you’re about to be thrown into
a demonic comic-festival from hell!
-Bud Burgy