Shop

Time for Tea Time: Poems By Bumbus Wheatley

eBook (PDF), 25 Pages
(46 Ratings)
Price: Free
Ever wonder how to make a good poem? This book will show you how. Have fun!
Available in PDF Format

Ratings & Reviews

Log in to review this item
7 People Reviewed This Product
  • By Mike Hoffmann
    Sep 6, 2018
    Sure turned ME on!
  • By Peepis Largo
    Sep 6, 2018
    Chillingly beautiful.
  • By Tito Bito
    Sep 5, 2018
    This book changed my life. At one point, I believed in God. Now I only believe in Bumbus. I really think that Bumbus Wheatley is the next L. Ron Hubbard -- in fact, he's much cooler and hotter than L. Ron Hubbard. Scientology doesn't stand a chance against Bumbusology, and you can quote me on that. Seriously, though, this book gave me the biggest hard-on that I've had in DECADES. I honestly thought that I was just impotent, but Bumbus has single-handedly brought my libido back to life. I finally feel like a real man again, despite the hogwash my ex-wife spews about me to her nearly 4,000 Facebook friends. I recommend this book for anyone who feels like they don't amount to anything. However pitiful our lives may be, we can find purpose in Bumbus.
  • By Max Mitchell
    Jan 22, 2018
    Wow. Just wow. Bumbus Wheatley has done it again with this incredible hit. We all thought it was just a fluke when Bumbus' first novel "A Circumsion to Remember" topped the New York Times Bestseller List, but boy we're we wrong. And when "I Dream, I Cream", Bumbus' breakout album held the #1 spot on the Hot 100 Billboard, we all said "Bah, Bumbus". But Mr. Bumbus Gary Penis T. Wheatly, "Time for Tea Time" is truly your 'magnum dong' as the Latin say. With unparalleled character development and incredible story telling, "Time for Tea Time" will not only entertain, excite and eviscerate; but also educate. "Time for Tea Time" shows the reader what it means to love, and I don't want to give anything away, but there's a crazy plot twist at the end that only the high IQ, Rick and Morty fans of Bumbus will pick up on. If you ever have read a book, you MUST read "Time for Tea Time". Eat your heart out, Roger Ebert.
  • By Aidan Nolan
    Jan 22, 2018
    For sure one of my top reads of the year. Bumbus beautifully portrays life in a Syrian refugee camp as he walks the line between fantasy and space. I would have to give this book a yahooo rating of 9 apples because of the pure literature found on the pages. BIG FAN OF YOU BUMBUS WHEATLEY PLS EVERYONE BUY THIS BOOK. you won't regret it. I would also like to say that this book made me realize that my dad didnt enjoy my company as a child and that my childhood bestfriend was actually the dyslexic wanna be rapper who said bude instead of dude. Seriously great read I hope you all enjoy. tata - daddy
Refreshing...
There are no reviews for previous versions of this product
Refreshing...

Product Details

ISBN
9781387533954
Published
January 21, 2018
Language
English
Pages
25
File Format
PDF
File Size
82.59 KB
Product ID
23497402

Formats for this Ebook

PDF
Required Software Any PDF Reader, Apple Preview
Supported Devices Windows PC/PocketPC, Mac OS, Linux OS, Apple iPhone/iPod Touch... (See More)
# of Devices Unlimited
Flowing Text / Pages Pages
Printable? Yes
Report This Content to Lulu >

Moderation of Questionable Content

Thank you for your interest in helping us moderate questionable content on Lulu. If you need assistance with an order or the publishing process, please contact our support team directly.

How does this content violate the Lulu Membership Agreement?

Keywords

Listed In