Affirmations for Pessimists

Do you like ugly, silly drawings? Ever get annoyed by lame socially-acceptable sayings such as “...Don’t take it personally” or “...You need to practice self-acceptance?” Ever feel guilty that you’re just too lousy a person for real affirmations of love and kindness and prefer to just say something uncomfortably appropriate? With “Affirmations for Pessimists”, you get all of the above, with award-winning cartoonist/fine artist Chris Reccardi’s illustrated book of hideous drawings paired with delightful quotes that offer cynical (but true) alternatives to today’s popular wisdom. Whether it’s a cheerful outing to the DMV (without an appointment), being cornered at a “work” party or passenger in economy class, dealing with sub-standard friends, or just simply being fed up with faux ‘niceness’, there’s bound to be a delightfully wretched verbal and pictorial truism somewhere in these pages just for you!